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Total Existence Failure

When something malfunctions by virtue of not existing at all. Taken (but not precisely) from "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy". In the original usage, a spaceship existed for a while and then spontaneously disappeared.
Bob: Can I borrow your car?
Bill: Nope. Sorry. It's having a total existence failure.
by Al Benedict October 22, 2009
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failure

I would take 14-6 over an 18-1 failure any day.
by 1337 |-|4x0|2 February 10, 2008
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A Faisal Harriri

The state of being under the influence of alcohol; to the extent of vomiting and laying helplessly.
Person 1: "Yo, what you do this weekend?"
Person 2: "I pulled a FAISAL HARRIRI!!!"
Person 1: "WOW really? where? who took care of you?"
Person 2: "Id tell you if i knew ahahha."

Did you hear about Bob yesterday? He pulled a massive Faisal Harriri!!! What a legend.
by Faisal Harriri's roomate June 15, 2009
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Faison

A term used to describe intelligent, well-groomed males. Faison's are typically well-read, athletic, and good-natured.

Faison could also be used as a knick-name for a ladies man.
Jon: "Wow guys like that get all the luck"

Doe: "Yea, thats a Faison for ya. Watch out 'cause he'll take your girl."
by NeverDUN September 22, 2010
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Faisal

in simple terms , means THE DON
He become a faisal, the undisputed DON
by rachel April 17, 2004
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Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert

When someone responds to a sarcastic comment with seriousness and makes a fool of themelves, this is what you tell them.
(Bald midget prostitute walks by)

Dave: Wow, that bird was absolutely smoking! Man I'd bang her.
Tony: What? You're a brain dead moron with no taste in women!
Jim: Umm, Tony... Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert.
by Sketchead October 24, 2009
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Faisal

A trend setter. A person that everyone wants to impress and can't hate. It is believed however, that many will try to hate on Faisal due to the perfection he brings to an unperfect world, but inside they know that its strictly either admiration or envy; Another level of genius. It is reported that he was brought down to take humanity onto another level, but the envious ones try to denounce that.
Ignorance is bliss, Knowledge is Faisal.

Oh my god this guy thinks he so Faisal.
by Sir Albert Einstein November 30, 2009
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