FaceTime

The act or performance of taking it in the face.

Hey babe, I'll give you a back rub if you FaceTime with me.

Face girl really enjoys some quality FaceTime with Steve.

Wallace really gets his FaceTime jiggy on with that one girl.

by WordNinja007 October 23, 2011

facetagram

A social media merger. A hybrid of Facebook and Instagram. A world where features and posts are identical. It would be so boring. It’s already partly true

Please stop facetagramming your posts. Don’t send the exact same posts to Facebook and Instagram.

by Superhuile June 24, 2018

anal facuet

anal facuet is when you stick a erected fist up someone's asshole and rip your hand out with a lot of force, causing the anus to bleed like a faucet.

my girlfriend wouldn't stop talkin, so i gave her the anal facuet

by extreme spoon November 3, 2009

faceturbate

The act of masturbating to pictures found on Facebook. Faceturbators search for attractive pictures of people they know, or just strangers in their network, and use them to get off.

I can't believe you faceturbate to those pictures of my sister on the beach!

by A concerned citizen of February 16, 2007

facetan

When a man provides oral pleasure to a woman who uses a fake tanning product on her legs. The tan is transferred from the woman's legs to the man's face.

Herman received a facetan after going down on Amy.

by gballer February 18, 2008

fachebook

facebook, but better. makes you sound smart..for once..

dude- CHECK OUT MY FACHEBOOK STATUS

by andbingowashisnamo January 8, 2012

fachottie

A fat chick who's still kinda hot (fat-chick-hottie).

Harold: I like that fachottie on 'King of Queens'.
Andrew: Who, Kevin James?
Harold: Yeah, Kevin James, you fucking jackass.

by Tyleramos July 8, 2006