the three f's

Fuck,Finger,Forget

Mate just do the three f's

by Bluerelicscotland February 8, 2018

L.E.A.F.S.

The Toronto Maple Leafs.

Losing

Even

After

Five

Scores

Typical L.e.a.f.s. game/fan mentality:

1st period: Wow! The Leafs are up 5-0!
2nd period: They're still up 5-3!
3rd period: Oh no! It's tied 5-5!
OT: They lost 6-5! Oh well, they've earned a point!

They've lost, even after scoring five times.

L.E.A.F.S.

by Samuel Safarian January 7, 2014

A_F_S_T_A_B

Always Fixing Shit That Aint Broken

Man-The problem isnt me .Its my friend over there he is A_F_S_T_A_B and he fucks it up worse than when he started.

by troubledemon February 12, 2010

D.W.F.S.

Acronym for Driving While Fucking Stupid: The term used for someone driving in the fast lane at or under the speed limit with their left turn signal on.

Interstate 95

Passenger: What the hell is wrong with this guy in front of us?

Driver: He must be D.W.F.S. because he's been driving 55 in the fast lane with his left blinker on for the last 1/2 mile.

by propack April 7, 2011

G.D.M.F.S.O.B

god damn mother f***ing son of a bitch

she called me a gdmfsob!

by lerryn August 27, 2005

five f's

The five stages in a successful relationship with a woman. They are: Find her. Feed her. Feel her. Fuck her. And forget her.

Marmaduke met Chloe. This was a standard five f's scenario.

by Sinner Bob July 31, 2006

the 4 f's or the four f's

An abbreviation of the contents of a one night stand. Find her, Feel her, Fuck her, Forget her.

"Hey, where were you last night?"

"Getting in the four f's."

by IAfurious September 7, 2004