hairy eyeball

When you teabag someone but your testes aren't shaved.

"Hey man, why did you stop talking to Mark?"

"He tried to give me a hairy eyeball."

by v. summer February 7, 2023

Eyeball golf

When one tries to shoot cum into another’s eye. If accomplished, they get a hole in one.

I played eyeball golf with her and got a hole in one.

by Metzgie June 29, 2019

Boner eyeball

The act of taking a boner to the eyeball

So I was blowing this guy and we were getting so into it that his boner popped out of my mouth and poked me in the eye. Third boner eyeball this week...

by NatMitchAl October 5, 2015

juju eyeballs

A word to use when referring to someone or yourself being high/intoxicated; Particularly with bloodshot glassy eyes.

"Bro, did you see Josh? He Had that juju eyeball look this morning coming into work."

"Can't talk, i'm on that juju eyeball vibe right now"

"Juju eyeballs: when you see that glassy bloodshot look in someone's eyes."

by Yamate Kun February 29, 2020

eyeball twerk

To measure an object (including a liquid or drugs) by using your eyes.

I don’t have a scale for this gram, I’ll just have to eyeball twerk it.

by Doctor Miller May 15, 2018

African Eyeballs

When one man places his ball sack over another man's eyes

Yeah my mate and I did African Eyeballs last night, it was amazing

by shadowhat June 16, 2018

The Skull with Eyeballs

Too terrifying, too frightening, too much.

Shit man, Putin is The Skull with Eyeballs... A straight deadite.

by king1dominate March 30, 2017