The contortions of the facial structure elicited by an arduous shit.
Usually the result of constipation, diarrhea, or the dreaded constirrhea.
Usually the result of constipation, diarrhea, or the dreaded constirrhea.
by lbeesntdeirx March 10, 2013
Get the fecal expressionmug. When you are in a hurry and you want to piss fast, you start to piss, then flush so that you perfectly time it and you finish pissing at the exact same time the flush swirls down.
by ContinuumTransfunctioner September 19, 2010
Get the express pissmug. Those who insist on going through the supermarket line with 12 items when the line is for 10 items or less. These are the same holes that want to pay with a check in the "Cash Only" lane.
John is an express hole, he routinely attempts to check out through the 10 items or less express lane with 12 items.
by HanSoloRRT April 16, 2008
Get the Express Holemug. A coach bus that departs out of South Station in Boston, MA, and travels up north into New Hampshire, thru Salem and beyond.
by dysenterygary69 May 30, 2012
Get the Boston Expressmug. When she has that kind of pussy that just speaks to your soul. The kind that gets so wet it talks to and tells you what a good job you're doing and when she orgasms it pulls you even more. The most addictive form of pussy.
by That1GuyThatLikesFun August 19, 2021
Get the Expressive Pussymug. An overbooked cross-country red-eye flight filled with people who have not bathed for several days and smell like ASSCRACK.
I took the Asscrack Express from L.A. to New York, and by the time I arrived, the subway smelled great.
by Wildcat's Ankle April 10, 2009
Get the asscrack expressmug. Dave:look at the mo's at Walmart
Ken:yeah, they are forming a glutton express with their motorized wheelchairs!
Ken:yeah, they are forming a glutton express with their motorized wheelchairs!
by Colin Lapasky January 24, 2006
Get the Glutton Expressmug.