asscrack express

An overbooked cross-country red-eye flight filled with people who have not bathed for several days and smell like ASSCRACK.

I took the Asscrack Express from L.A. to New York, and by the time I arrived, the subway smelled great.

by Wildcat's Ankle April 10, 2009

krustle express

The act of queefing a crusty queef into ones rectum after receiving a rim job.

Krustle gave jalin a krustle express

by DrWonderTitz December 21, 2017

Express Hole

Those who insist on going through the supermarket line with 12 items when the line is for 10 items or less. These are the same holes that want to pay with a check in the "Cash Only" lane.

John is an express hole, he routinely attempts to check out through the 10 items or less express lane with 12 items.

by HanSoloRRT April 16, 2008

express piss

When you are in a hurry and you want to piss fast, you start to piss, then flush so that you perfectly time it and you finish pissing at the exact same time the flush swirls down.

It was 8 o'clock and Jacob was late for class, so he express pissed and got the fuck out of there.

by ContinuumTransfunctioner September 19, 2010

Erin express

Biggest bar crawl of Philadelphia the two weekends leading up to St.Patricks Day. If you are not blacked out by 8am, you are doing it wrong

"You doing Erin Express this weekend?"
"I would but I'm still recovering from last weekend."

by joshissocool March 5, 2017

Boston Express

A coach bus that departs out of South Station in Boston, MA, and travels up north into New Hampshire, thru Salem and beyond.

Run! The Turks are invading the Salem bus station! Jump on the Boston express.

by dysenterygary69 May 30, 2012

Glutton Express

A "train" of mo's *morbidly obese* following one another.

Dave:look at the mo's at Walmart
Ken:yeah, they are forming a glutton express with their motorized wheelchairs!

by Colin Lapasky January 24, 2006