The worst thing to happen to you while you're at school when you have severe stomach cramping.
Think of a nuclear bomb stuck up your ass, and then it blasts off, leaving the toilet in ruins, and your ass in pieces, and then the aftermath of people's giggles as you leave the restroom, only to come back a minute later, shit blasting away at such an alarming rate that the sheer force has lifted you a foot off the toilet seat.
Think of a nuclear bomb stuck up your ass, and then it blasts off, leaving the toilet in ruins, and your ass in pieces, and then the aftermath of people's giggles as you leave the restroom, only to come back a minute later, shit blasting away at such an alarming rate that the sheer force has lifted you a foot off the toilet seat.
by Kit-Chan May 16, 2005
When you fart so hard and so loud, it seems as if your ass might have exploded. You check to see if you ass is still there, but to your suprise, your ass still exists, and with it, you have left feces in your pants.
by Kyle Berliner October 24, 2008
Explosions in the Sky is a four-man post-rock band out of Austin, Texas. They've released two full length albums which I highly recommend. Only 300 CD's were made for their first CD but they do plan on rereleasing it in the not too distant future.
As of now they're working on a Travels in Costants EP.
As of now they're working on a Travels in Costants EP.
"Have you ever heard of Explosions in the Sky?"
"No... Are they on the radio?"
"No they're not on the radio, they're better than that."
"Better than that? What are you talking 'bout?"
"As in, the radio sucks balls."
"What are you talking about? They play popular stuff that OBVIOUSLY doesn't suck balls!"
"OBVIOUSLY you've watched too much MTV and fallen into the trap that is pop culture. You, my friend, have an obscured musical taste. Let me give you some CD's to listen to - This is the good stuff."
"No... Are they on the radio?"
"No they're not on the radio, they're better than that."
"Better than that? What are you talking 'bout?"
"As in, the radio sucks balls."
"What are you talking about? They play popular stuff that OBVIOUSLY doesn't suck balls!"
"OBVIOUSLY you've watched too much MTV and fallen into the trap that is pop culture. You, my friend, have an obscured musical taste. Let me give you some CD's to listen to - This is the good stuff."
by MikeyBoy August 18, 2005
for this move you need to take a lady to outer space and go on a space walk. during the walk you must pull out your penis so it explodes and collect all the fragments, then bring them back to the ship and make the woman eat them in a bowl of cereal, usually special k.
james: yo bro are you going on that nasa mission?
louis: yeh im gonna make lisa eat explosive cereal.
louis: yeh im gonna make lisa eat explosive cereal.
by NeilArmstrongIsMyDad44 May 10, 2019
by Yeeemu November 03, 2019
An ESPN cult catchphrase used to describe relatively strong and/or fast college football players. Must be immediately followed by highlights of that player bursting through the line of scrimmage, breaking multiple tackles, or upending a would-be blocker. Herbstreit or Mark May are the likely sources
Mark Maystreit: I want to talk about Jacquizz Rodgers, the Sophomore running back from Oregon State. Not only does he have excellent game vision and patience in reading his blockers, he also possesses that rare explosion ability that makes him a threat to go-the-distance in any situation.
by akarod September 22, 2009
Veeerrrrry explosive. An atomic, nuclear oof beyond measure or comprehension. An oof to end all oofs.
It was an explosive oof when Gabriela caught Devin masturbating in Dr. Horseman's class. She yelled "explosive!" and the ceiling fell.
by Gspot24 September 05, 2019