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Exciterbated

Being incredibly excited, amped, or stoked about an event or notion, to the point one finds immense pleasure thinking upon it.
Herald was so exciterbated about the upcoming road trip that he almost soiled himself.
by Technoholic June 20, 2011
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excuse me what the fuck

Me: searches for bunny rabbit
*sexual term comes up*
Me: excuse me what the fuck
by kittenbunny65 February 24, 2021
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Huttner Excuse

When you say something with an intention to foreshadow an excuse with the other person not knowing that’s your intentions, so when it’s eventually said the person it’s said to will understand your reasoning even though he/she that said it is not actually being serious.
Person 1: “There’s a chance I will be able to hang later but I might not be able to because I might have a baseball practice scheduled”

Person 2: “Okay, But that sounds a lot like a Huttner Excuse”
by LukeMasino7 January 14, 2021
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Huttner Excuse

When you say something to someone with the intention of foreshadowing an excuse you’re going to say at a later time, this way when you end up saying your excuse to the person who’s asking you they will then understand your reasoning because of what you said earlier.
Person 1 - “There’s a chance I will be able to hangout later but my coach might schedule a practice last minute
Person 2 - “Okay, but that kind of sounds like a Huttner Excuse”
by LukeMasino7 January 19, 2021
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hot girl excuse

A “Hot Girl Excuse“ is an excuse given by a woman who is emotionally incapable of informing a man that she is no longer interested in him.

The excuse follows a message from a man proposing a date. The reply to this message from the woman is usually well beyond the time she would have normally replied during prior communications.

The “hot girl excuse” will exclusively start with the word “Hey“and contain a superficial apology for not having replied earlier. It will involve a medical problem with herself or someone she knows or a mental health issue she’s experiencing.

The man may express sympathy/support and simply leave it at that, realizing the girl likely is not in the proper frame of mind to pursue a relationship. She will then reply with “thank you for understanding“.

If the man performs a “check-in” at a later date to “see how things are going”, the woman will reply with an emojis-less message lacking punctuation (with the possible exception of periods) to inform you that “things are still bad“.

Any additional follow ups from the man after the initial check-in will result in ghosting or a blocked number.

Hot Girl Excuse Example:

“Hey Mike, I’m sorry I didn’t respond to your text on Tuesday. My Grandma fell and had to go to the emergency room. They found a blood clot in her leg and movement can cause the clot to break, causing a pulmonary embolism. I definitely feel really emotional. I’m sorry, I can’t really meet up right now, I hope you understand.”
“So I asked Allison out for a third date but she told me one of her friends died and she wasn’t feeling like meeting up. I texted her a month later to see how she was doing, but she ghosted me… It looks like the dead friend was a hot girl excuse.”
by Weird187Mike August 1, 2021
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shitpants excited

this is a level of excitation that results in folks shitting their pants.

it is generally a hyperbole/exaggeration in that one does not ACTUALLY shit in their pants.
Bobby was shitpants excited over his date with his hot slutty cousin that night.

Tina always gets shitpants excited when she hears about a new family guy episode on TV.
by masochistmonkeyjoe March 19, 2010
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Excited

A feeling often brought on by the publishing of a word you submitted to urban dictionary
I just won a new car, but I am more excited about getting a word published on urban dictionary!
by Schro November 24, 2014
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