When your significant other goes out of town and you get wasted and indulge in the sci-fi fascination you’ve been hiding.
My boyfriend went out of town for work and I drank a copious amount of wine and was Ewoking until the sun came up.
by lanae242 November 12, 2021
by Lord buttfoot January 08, 2019
by Lord buttfoot January 08, 2019
Midgets fist each other until they orgasm into each others mouth. But they havent shaved their hair in months
by Lord buttfoot January 08, 2019
John: Did Mary give a birthday blowjob last night?
Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.
John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.
Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.
John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.
by MrTacos375 November 30, 2024
John: Did Mary give a birthday blowjob last night?
Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.
John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.
Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.
John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.
by MrTacos375 November 30, 2024
by horkus December 12, 2017