Lord ewok

Lord Ewok is the king of the ewok, he rules above all & can ban anyone or kill at his disposal, he is the all mighty kind we shall all bow for. Fear everyone has to him, with his aprentis prince ewok he rules the borders of the known universe.

Me:Ewok is coming!

Atomic: that gay ass is kill

Ewok kills him

Me: I love u no homo

Ewok: I am lord Ewok, the ruler of everyone

Me: yes my king

by ObviouslynotFELIPE June 2, 2020

Sugary Ewok

When a woman puts a gummy bear on each of her front two teeth and proceeds to give a man a blowjob.

John: Did Mary give a birthday blowjob last night?
Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.

John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.

by MrTacos375 November 29, 2024

Upsidedown ewok

When two midgets who havent shaven in months fist each other until orgasming into each others mouth

Ronnie and shaquiqui were upsidedown ewoking

by Lord buttfoot January 8, 2019

ewok

ewok (noun) term of reference for non-coastal American with socially traditional beliefs

("ewok" is an anagram of "woke". The term comes from a warring, primitive bear-like lifeform in the Star Wars movies who were aggressive and tribalistic)

by Content-ment411 October 30, 2019

Ewoking

When your significant other goes out of town and you get wasted and indulge in the sci-fi fascination you’ve been hiding.

My boyfriend went out of town for work and I drank a copious amount of wine and was Ewoking until the sun came up.

by lanae242 November 11, 2021

ewokking

the act of tying up someone who is much taller or bigger than you

oh my god Richard's ewokking Tall Steven

by horkus December 12, 2017

Ewok Eating Salami

Ewok Vagina Hairy

A particularly unkempt vagina, all teeth, fur , strange noises and bits of meat hanging out, giving the appearance of a Star Wars Ewok eating salami

by Clothears May 29, 2018