Sugary Ewok

When a woman puts a gummy bear on each of her front two teeth and proceeds to give a man a blowjob.

John: Did Mary give a birthday blowjob last night?
Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.

John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.

by MrTacos375 November 29, 2024

Ewok

Stands for easy women of Kailua.

“Damn grace is an Ewok”

by Micah Chong November 28, 2022

Ewok Moment

When an entity takes an action which is the harbinger of bad things to come.

Metallica used to be good, but the Black Album was an Ewok Moment.

by DaHolmes November 28, 2023

Ewoke rxtro

A dumb monkey

Omg ur such a Ewoke rxtro

by DAT MANS HOT May 31, 2021

Ewok Eating Salami

Ewok Vagina Hairy

A particularly unkempt vagina, all teeth, fur , strange noises and bits of meat hanging out, giving the appearance of a Star Wars Ewok eating salami

by Clothears May 29, 2018

upside down ewok

When two midgets fist eachother until orgasm. But they havent shaven in months.

Ronnie and keykey did an upside down ewok

by Lord buttfoot January 8, 2019

Sugary Ewok

When a woman puts a gummy bear on each of her front two teeth and proceeds to give a man a blowjob.

John: Did Mary give a birthday blowjob last night?
Mike: Even better, she gave me a sugary Ewok.

John: What’s that?
Mike: Mary put gummy bears on her front teeth and gave me a blowjob. It was like my rod wasn’t getting aggressively hugged by a sugary Ewok.

by MrTacos375 November 29, 2024