Evance

He is one of the most amazing people you'll ever meet. He's hot, funny, handsome, very outgoing and kind guy. He is trustworthy and such a great listener. He is a kind of guy who knows how to mark his territory with his girls( physically, emotionally and sexually) , good kisser, i can bet my life, he's fucking great in bed. He can get super moody at times but when he's in a great mood, you wouldn't want to be far from him.

Gloe: "Girl, im dating an Evance!"
Amanda: "Wow, girl, you are luckyyy!!"

by xoxo.soullove September 10, 2016

Evan Moment

When the Cringe is at maximum... the most cringe that could ever be in one place is present in the current situation, the anomaly known as the "Evan Moment" occurs.

Evan: "Says something cringe"

The Rest of the Friend Group: "Evan Moment. CRINGE!"

by GhostBoyDTX November 30, 2020

Evan Sousa

The certified non simp, little SUS but gets the puss, and telling the young kids to chase dreams not girls

Don’t be a simp be Evan Sousa

by Smallppalex March 18, 2021

Evan VanKlei

A 1970's gay-pornstar whose most remarkable performances were in the feature films One Night in Batista, Deep Throat and Naughty Plumbers' Apprentices VII.

In the common-media, he is most well-known for his several months' affair with "The Champ" and WWE Superstar, John Cena.

Annoyed School Patron 1:"Dude, get a load of Evan VanKlei, does that kid ever shut the fuck up?"
Annoyed School Patron 2: "Or stop throatin' deek, for that matter..."

by Joey Orgler 4 February 5, 2008

Evan

Smart guy with beautiful hair. Extremely caring towards others, but never has anyone care for him. Evan is often lonely and and sad, and has trouble finding a girlfriend or significant other. He is an incredibly good friend and wingman. He is often left out when it comes to happiness or love, but enjoys spending his time making others happy.

Look its my friend evan!

by Mathewjordan152 August 19, 2021

evan bickford

The most homosexual teenager on the face of the planet, who enjoys raping little children and furry animals.

Your name is Evan Bickford!

by der meister March 7, 2003

Evan Mode

To party harder than Charlie Sheen. This involves pressing the "self destruct" button on your life and going on a 48 hour bender filled with, but not limited to, booze, drugs, women, and animal-like behavior.

Dustin went Evan Mode and ended up passing out in the bar at 2 P.M.

by MrFortune83 February 27, 2011