Albanian Espresso Creamer

When an Albanian man ejaculates in a Jew’s coffee cup, while occasionally missing the cup resulting in semen in the Jews mouth. The ejaculation adds a sweet creamy taste to the espresso.
Fuck man, this dude just gave me the best Albanian Espresso Creamer.
by Motorboater300 December 28, 2024
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Espresso Drinker

An insulting term for liberals, like how Brits are "Tea Drinkers" Liberals are "Espresso Drinkers"
by assfucker420 February 23, 2020
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Espresso Frappe

When she shits in a cup and you also cum in the cup and mix it up (blender is suggested) and you pour it on her vagina and slurp it off.
Guuuuuuuuuurl, i wanna do a espresso frappe on yo ass.
by Fuzzyrobrub April 05, 2019
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espresso shartini

Got smashed on espresso martinis last night, shat myself, espresso shartinis
by Dick Recoil May 07, 2020
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Mr Espresso

A description for a man who makes you hot and high. He gives you a huge head rush better than any type of caffeine.
There's my Mr Espresso!
by foxkitten March 03, 2015
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me espresso

that's that me espresso, like Sabrina Carpenter said once.
that person can't even sleep cause he or she can't stop thinkin about you. you are so powerful and give that person an energy that's hard to explai, like a shot of espresso.
Person 1: "Johnny is soooo down bad when he's talking about you, he sounds giddy"
Person 2: "that's that me espresso"
by carpenter13 June 14, 2024
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me espresso

When you're pissing and you try to get it out so fast that you feel like you're brewing the strongest espresso made to date.
Friend: Wow back so soon?
Me: Yeah, that's that me espresso
Friend: Damn, that busy huh
by Superminaren September 18, 2024
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