espresso telly

A series so intense, you cannot possibly binge it without cataclysmic trauma.

Eh fam, you bingin’ Traitors tonight?
- you mad bruv!? It’s bare espresso telly, me be wretchin’ up

by Arcwords January 17, 2025

espresso depresso

Some one that is depressed.

I'm just a cup of espresso depresso.

He is spilled espresso depresso.

by Ragnthorn October 27, 2022

espresso shartini

An espresso martini with laxatives in it.

Got smashed on espresso martinis last night, shat myself, espresso shartinis

by Dick Recoil May 7, 2020

spanish espresso

Diarrhea shitting into a bathtub, then fucking a girl in it.

Dude 1: You were so drunk last night
Dude 2: No i wasn't
Dude 1: Bro, you gave a girl the Spanish espresso
Dude 2: Ah, that's why there was a brown spot on my sheets

by Frosti boi July 23, 2018

Albanian Espresso Creamer

When an Albanian man ejaculates in a Jew’s coffee cup, while occasionally missing the cup resulting in semen in the Jews mouth. The ejaculation adds a sweet creamy taste to the espresso.

Fuck man, this dude just gave me the best Albanian Espresso Creamer.

by Motorboater300 December 27, 2024

ghetto espresso martini

A mixed beverage with espresso ☕️ and baileys.

I'd like a ghetto espresso martini, please.

by Stellarspace March 26, 2023

could've been her espresso

A popular phrase used on social media about a song that flopped/didn't do very well. The poster will liken the song to Sabrina Carpenter's smash hit "Espresso" which catapulted her career. Often times this is used sarcastically or ironically.

OP: *posts video of Nicki Minaj Super Bass*
Caption: this could've been her espresso
Comment: baby this was the coffee bean delete this

by Hay18 May 17, 2025