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Eisenhower Middle School

Eisenhower Middle is a school that is named after The 34th President Dwight D. Eisenhower, And is based in Riverview Florida. At this school you will see the usual, Kids Hotboxing in restrooms, Teachers cursing, Kids Jerking off to loli hentai in the restrooms, kids Slapboxing in the restrooms, and kids Fighting in the restrooms. But for a school that has a lot of Involvement with restrooms, you would expect them to be a small bit clean. Most children at Eisenhower are fucking mental, or possibly retarded. There's multiple groups of kids, but the dumbest ones are the ugly, loud-mouthed black females that seem to think they have an IQ higher than that of a child with down syndrome that shits his pants when the bell rings, And the kids that think they're The Toughest, Strongest, Motherfuckers on the planet because they sag their pants and speak in slang that is so completely unintelligible to the point that you think that they are speaking in shittly written cursive. Most of the food there tastes like lightly seasoned Rat shit, But the lunch ladies are nice, minus the fact that they may or may not have put their own hair in the "WhOlE gRAiN PiZzA" or"PeRsOnAl PaN PiZzA".
"You Go to Eisenhower Middle School? Are you Fucking Retarded?"

"You sound Fucking dumb. Are you sure you don't go to Eisenhower Middle School?"
by -n0n5- May 28, 2019
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I doubt you could even imagine it, a actually good game for the times we're in.
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Famous naked baby who was on the cover of Nirvana's Nevermind album.

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Crusty Eisenhower

The act of two old people doing it doggy style.
Grandma and grandpa just partook in a crusty eisenhower.
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