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Mostly name of finnish guy with a huge cock. Elmeri’s cock is most wanted in the world.

You must be aware of Elmeri and hes mad cock.
Also Elmeri is funny and good doing alcohol.
Nobody is like Elmeri, man with mad cock and mad condifent
Elmeri by MilfHunter6903 November 22, 2021
a medium tall girl with brown hair and brown eyes. she likes learning about history, gets no bitches but wants someone. loves her friends and hates school. very funny, most likely to be the comic relief in the friend group. doesnt have social media, her parents wont allow it. she has good grades, applies so much pressure to be perfect. wishes she was like someone else, mainly looks wise. she plays soccer, has a love hate relationship with running. everyone spells her name wrong. if you have an emersan, KEEP HER. you will regret losing her, shes one of the funniest people you will ever know and she will always make sure you are cared for.
"you're such an emersan!"
"oh, you mean a funny ass bitch with great hair? thanks!"
emersan by pseudonymlol19920385 April 19, 2022
A word for a girl that likes to eat people
That emerson is eating me, thank god
Emerson by NippleDrinker October 9, 2018
The skuxest person you will ever meet, he is so cool like if you meet an emerson in your life time consider your self lucky but that’s if he doesn’t kill you cause Emerson’s can be the most scariest Person on earth sometimes as they can be out to kill as they usually kill 67 a month but that depends on there mood and usually play really rough sports like soccer which just makes Emerson’s as rough as Emerson’s are, so if you are an Emerson and you are reading this you better not be a pussy or the king of Emerson’s which is me will come and destroy you
Emerson is the scariest person on earth and plays soccer so he is automatically scary
Emerson by Emerson100 February 24, 2020

dirty elmer 

When your upset your girl denies sex so you cum on her eyes when she's sleeping and she has a hard time opening them in the morning.
My wife said I won't get any for a week so I gave her a dirty elmer.
dirty elmer by Prof_X May 3, 2017

Emerson NJ 

A sack of shit town with nothing to do except walk around but you can't do that either or the cops will arrest you
BOB: Its the weekend lets do something.
STEVE: Well there's absolutely nothing to do we're in Emerson NJ.
BOB:Oh yeah FUCK!