Wellington Doughnut

The 'Wellington Doughnut', a sexual act where in one licks and sexually stimulates a school teacher's anus from under a table whilst the teacher is defecating.

"Did you hear shitface give Mr. Wang a Wellington Doughnut?!"

by Ziyi August 17, 2007

errington

This place way the fuck out in the boonies. I think they have one gas stations which is over-priced by alot, and half the stuff they sell is beer. Anyways, so, yeah, it's really poor there, and if your really quiet, you can hear them banjos playing in the background.

'Damn, I hear banjos, man! We must be in errington! Lets get outta here before the hillbillies get us!'

by atlantia_rai October 1, 2006

Wellington

The act of forcing a females hand upon your own crotch in the attempt to receive a hand job, all without prior touching, kissing, or foreplay of any kind.

Female 1: Last night he gave me a Wellington.

Female 2: What? No titty or ass grabbing, whatsoever?

Female 1: Nope, just a straight Wellington.

by Dr. Derelicte June 1, 2010

Evington

a place where weather wont come
and your friends hate to come and get you

Girl: so can you come get me
Girl 2: Yeah sure! where do you live?
Girl: Evington
Girl 2: oh yeah about that....my car just exploded.
girl: wow that seems to happen a lot..well its either that or giant man eating Peruvian hair lobsters.

by Savannah Scruggs October 20, 2008

mia wellington

Mia is the perfect girl. She is smart, the most beautiful girl in the world, and has a huge heart. She will always be there for you and will always give her two sense. She is extremely cute in everything that she does. She has a lot of sass but you come to love that about her. If you have a Mia you should consider yourself the luckiest people on the earth. Her smile and eyes are amazing. She is literally an angel on earth but she is naughty at the same time.

mia wellington is just perfect

by #god May 2, 2018

Eckington school

A school where half the teachers are nonces and the head teacher has sevier dandruff the most famous nonce out of them all is the biology teacher and there's a kid who is famous for being a smelly cunt not naming name (hy) cough

"wow that teacher at Eckington school is a nonce he dragged me into his prep room"

by Anonymous200308 June 15, 2019

Beef Wellington

Where a guy/girl takes a shit in their partner's mouth.

That was disgusting when I gave my girlfriend a Beef Wellington last night, she even offered to give me one.

by imnotme January 21, 2010