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EJ

That boy gets all of the girls because he is so flaming hot and all of the girls just flock to him because he is just him also in his free time he likes to fly around with his jet pack with hot chicks.
EJ is so hot
by Definitely not EJ September 19, 2023
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EJ

The most fat ass nigga you will ever meet, talks alot, misses his ex, depressed, loves ice cream as a diet, emo, ugly ahh haircut all the time, came out of his dads vagina.
Ej is so nigga
by anonymous February 19, 2023
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EJ

Another word for shit. Synonym for crap.

Also can be used referring to an abnormally strange man.
Dude I just took a massive ej, it was explosive.
by Kaiden W March 24, 2024
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Ej special

The action you do when your getting head and you finger her asshole thinking it’s her pussy.
“Bro I gave my girl the Ej special last night
by Flint2stepped January 10, 2024
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EJ

by Definitely not EJ September 19, 2023
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Ej Nahoj

Ej Nahoj is a very advanced of saying goodbye 'I had a very fun talking with you, see you next time!' in the Latvian language.
Markuss: Well that was all, see you next time.
Janis: Ej Nahoj
by Markoss September 6, 2022
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EJ

EJ is a tall, lanky guy with an absolute god complex. He is a basketball prodigy but sometimes loses his sports credit because he thinks formula one racing is entertaining. If you look into his eyes you will undoubtably get lost in them and have an undying need to learn more. If you are lucky enough to get close to him you will either find that his humor is creepily soothing or you will see the not as nice side. At night he turns into a boney, spiky haired gremlin who will sneak up on you while you sleep and suckle the blood through your toes while staring at you in a very horny way. If you see an EJ, stay away from him unless you have his favorite food, deep fried worms. If you can supply him with enough worms you can be sure that he will not suck out your blood.
"that's the EJ that tried to suck my toe blood!

"EJ is so good at basketball."

"I ran out of worms, I think EJ is gonna kill me!"
by Horse_Boy_20 November 30, 2021
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