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Evan VanKlei

A 1970's gay-pornstar whose most remarkable performances were in the feature films One Night in Batista, Deep Throat and Naughty Plumbers' Apprentices VII.

In the common-media, he is most well-known for his several months' affair with "The Champ" and WWE Superstar, John Cena.
Annoyed School Patron 1:"Dude, get a load of Evan VanKlei, does that kid ever shut the fuck up?"
Annoyed School Patron 2: "Or stop throatin' deek, for that matter..."
by Joey Orgler 4 February 5, 2008
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Eitan

Eitan is not only smart but he is a BIG simp. He is also a big gentlemen when it comes to the ladies. He can take your girlfriend with the snap of his fingers. He has a lot of friends as well. Eitan might be shy at first when you meet him but once he warms up to you, you will realize how much of a goof he is. He has the funniest humor and he is honestly just perfect. You would be lucky to come across an Eitan and if you do, slide into those DM's and claim your man!
Girl 1: omg who is that?
Girl 2: that's Eitan
Girl 3: he is so cute

Girl 4: i'm about to slide into his DM's
Girl 1: no bro i saw him first

Girl 2: i call dibs
by sexybishh October 29, 2020
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Evangelical Atheist

An atheist that combats religion as zealously as evangelicals thrust their religious beliefs on others.
I was talking to a co-worker about an episode of Mysteries of the Bible on National Geographic and this Evangelical Atheist jumped into our conversation telling us that we believed in a Spaghetti Monster God.
by Aaron C. A April 8, 2012
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Eiman

Name given to someone who is so full of energy she makes the energizer bunny look like a dirty hippie.
-wow she's crazy!
-No she's Eiman.
by Jiminy Slick February 7, 2010
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evangelical

Type of Christianity that places authority in the Bible as the infallible word of God. This does not necessarily mean a literal interpretation of everything in the Bible (cf. creationism). Not to be confused with evangelism, which means something entirely different.
No-one knows what evangelical means.
by jedi_llama April 28, 2006
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Evan

Smart guy with beautiful hair. Extremely caring towards others, but never has anyone care for him. Evan is often lonely and and sad, and has trouble finding a girlfriend or significant other. He is an incredibly good friend and wingman. He is often left out when it comes to happiness or love, but enjoys spending his time making others happy.
Look its my friend evan!
by Mathewjordan152 August 19, 2021
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evan bickford

The most homosexual teenager on the face of the planet, who enjoys raping little children and furry animals.
by der meister March 7, 2003
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