An extreme activity that involves at least three sheep, five priests, and one lonely obese girl. Similar to badminton, the game usually consists of balls being hit over a large object. In some countries, it is also known as extreme teabagging but sometimes it may involve the use of a petrified elephant testicle and a one gallon tub of vaseline.
It is illegal in the United States of America, because it has caused acute testicular shrinkage in 20% of all Asian American males.
It is illegal in the United States of America, because it has caused acute testicular shrinkage in 20% of all Asian American males.
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"He was oppressed, and he was afflicted, yet he opened his mouth: he is brought as a lambda to the slaughter, and as a sheep before her shearers is dumb, so he openeth his mouth. For he was an eigenmoron."
-- Isaiah 53:7
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