Egg

WIGGLE JIGGLE! YELLOW MIDDLE!
THATS THE BEST OF WHAT YOU ARE!
(i love you egg!)
WHITE AND TENDER SURROUND THE CENTER!
SITTING COZY IN THE CRACKLING SHELL!
(i love you~!)
VITAMINS AND MINERALS IN YOU
OODLES OF THE PROTIENS TOO
(oodle doodle!)

maruoooo LOVES eggs.. seriously...
oodle doodle

by WeZil October 27, 2004

EGG

Why are you looking up egg on urban dictionary?

It is an egg

by Jimmy kimble May 28, 2018

egg

adj.
awkward or out of place; creepy in a highly uncomfortable way.
Variations: eggster, eggsauce, eggish

n.
a person, place, or thing that is awkward or out of place; a person, place, or thing that makes one highly uncomfortable.
Variations: eggster, eggsauce

Oh, my! That egg over there is lurking in the shadows...

Woahhhh...Why am I the only one who did not dress in costume for this party? I feel hella egg right now...

by Raemorg March 1, 2010

egg

The oval object that birds lay. Some you eat, some you leave to hatch. Also:

Slang for an Ecstacy Tablet.

Something an immature child calls another child as a supposed insult.

1) Matt: You're gay. Jahdon: Shutup you egg.
2) Hey man i'll give you an egg for $35
3) Wow, the chicken just laid an egg!

by [tEG] December 21, 2003

Egg

A person who is white on the outside but yellow (asian) on the inside.

That white girl got a 100 on the calc test?
Yea, she's an egg.

by Eggnumerouno January 24, 2009

Egg

A term for the void.

"Whatever you do, do not summon the demon overlords."
"Egg."
"I JUST SAID DON'T DO IT!"

by Cfgygcdgjn November 2, 2018

egg

an obese person whose neck is indistinguishable from the rest of his or her body.

Bethany knew online dating could be risky; her last three suitors all turned out to be eggs. Desirable to some, perhaps, but she was looking for someone a little less rotund.

by tootao September 10, 2011