engert

the dried poop stuck to the inside of your butt cheek

someone peeled of a engert and put it on the toilet seat

by john12233344445555566666677779 October 16, 2008

douwe egbert

a dino's bestfriend.

douwe egbert

by ESSSSSSSTHER August 16, 2010

Drunken Egget

When you feel sorry for yourself and you drink your sorrows away, you down a bottle of vodka before school and go to pub at dinner and get drunk b4 your p.e lesson. you also try to get off with another girl saying you love her!

I think im turning into a Drunken Egget

by Paul Abscott January 21, 2009

Egert

European dude with a small dick but thinks that he has a big one who also thinks he is asian.

What an Egert!

by WolfieSKE January 8, 2019

ham and eggered

To be completely intoxicated beyond comprehension.

Wow, did you see Des las night? He was completely ham and eggered.

by Desmond Brown October 18, 2008

ham-and-eggers

People who always always want more than their entitled to. (The ham AND the eggs).

Man these, ham-and-eggers just won't realise they're not on the list and they're not getting into this party.

by cityclass June 11, 2006

Eggerz

1. An annoying person
2. Someone who has pictures of eggs all over their binders
3. A homophobe

1. Freaking Eggerz!
2. Eggerz added another egg sticker!
3. "I love you!"
"I'm not gay!"
" . . . EGGERZ!"

by Kitty Klub April 26, 2007