Edison

A person who shits all the damn time

Edison, please stop shitting. You've shat 5 times today already

by ShitMaster200 June 28, 2024

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Edison penis

When you try to change a lightbulb, but accidentally screw in your penis instead.

M8 1- I can't help that I always pull an Edison penis whenever I change a lightbulb

M8-2 I feel you m8 You just can't help it.

by Valerie dumber arch June 2, 2016

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Edison

a bitchy and stupid black cat.

stop hissing, edison!

by lighltysalted August 3, 2022

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Thomas Edison

A fat nerd that thinks he's the best.

Thomas Edison is a nerd fart. said Byant Dilman

by bigboy42.1 February 22, 2023

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When someone of great influence or intellectual prowess falls from grace, most often after their invention or idea bolsters them and they pursue barriers to prevent others from gaining notoriety as well as primarily focus on individual wealth.

Inspired by once famed inventor Thomas Edison who after his prime created nothing new and focused only on patenting his previous inventions to bolster his own individual wealth becoming a laughing stock.

Apple has been edisoned, they used to innovate and come up with new tech that people were excited now all they do is nickel and dime the same product every year.

by GangsterRapperBigCheeseMcGee October 18, 2025

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