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Thomas Edison

A fat nerd that thinks he's the best.
Thomas Edison is a nerd fart. said Byant Dilman
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Edisoned

When someone of great influence or intellectual prowess falls from grace, most often after their invention or idea bolsters them and they pursue barriers to prevent others from gaining notoriety as well as primarily focus on individual wealth.

Inspired by once famed inventor Thomas Edison who after his prime created nothing new and focused only on patenting his previous inventions to bolster his own individual wealth becoming a laughing stock.
Apple has been edisoned, they used to innovate and come up with new tech that people were excited now all they do is nickel and dime the same product every year.
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Edison

Wow, Edison shit 3 times today!
by ShitMaster200 June 28, 2024
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Edison's Head

When your partner's giving oral and surprises you with a lightbulb up the ass
She gave me Edison's Head last night. It was enlightening.
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Burlington-Edison Highschool

Burlington-Edison High School is a cesspool of pink haired, tail wearing faggots and teenage nicotine addicts who can't go to the bathroom without sucking on a USB stick
"yo did you see Jacob in the bathroom yesterday?"

"nah i already used all my bathroom passes by 2nd period"

"that nigga WAS ACTUALLY GOING TO THE BATHROOM WTF"

"What has burlington-edison highschool become"
by Yoppa witta Choppa September 28, 2018
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Edison

Edison is the best friend in the world. Also, Edison is a short shy person who is very funny and nice to everyone, Edison has gotten into fights but he fights for what is right! Edison is my best friend and I can’t imagine a world without him
Girl: what’s Edison like

Boy: oh Edison is awesome
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Edison Hoang

He’s like from Vietnam or Laos or some shit.

I dunno. Tiny dick and big hands (for all that rice picking 😏).
Friend portrayed by Kalman
Friend 2 portrayed by Avi
Edison portrayed by Edison

Friend: What’s going on with Edison?
Friend 2: He’s having sex with a bowl of pho because he from the Congo and that’s what they do.

Friend: Are you gay for me?
Friend 2: Yeah
Friend: Follow me 😉

End of Act I
—Act II—

Friend 2: I’m sorry. I must go.

Friend: You dick. You can’t leave me as a single mother.

Friend 2: I have a future, Friend. I can’t skip collage just to take care of a baby. I was 14! I wasn’t thinking and the hormones got the best of me.

*baby crying in the distance*
Friend: You bitch. You woke up the baby!
Friend 2: Thank god I won’t have to be here any longer.

*Friend 2 slams front door as Friend breaks down crying like a little piss baby*

End of Act II
—Finale—

Edison: Hey. Long time no see.

Friend 2: How have you been?
Edison: Remember Friend?
Friend 2: Oh god. Don’t get me started 🙄

Edison: Oh well we’re getting married this upcoming month and I wanted to invite you to the weddi-
Friend 2: YOU’RE WHAT?
*Friend 2 flips table and draws a weapon. However, this is no ordinary weapon. It is an authentic 100 pound broadsword*
Edison: Friend 2, put down the broadsword. I’m sorry, I really am.

*Friend 2 runs out of the bar or wherever the fuck he was and goes onto a bridge*
Friend 2: Goodbye cruel world
*Friend 2 jumps off the bridge dramatically*

—Finé—
(That’s fancy people language for “the end”)

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P: Edison Hong Kong Edison Hoang Bong Kong
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