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Ebenezer

Only caring for one's own interest in the bedroom while also finding a way to profit at the others expense.

Can be combined with: See also Scrooge and/or Scrooged
Bobby: "Man we are so dam broke, we need to figure somethin' out to pay these bills."

Guss: "Well dude lets roll down to the local bar and get some of those skeezers or skig-scags in the sack, finish before them then quickly get up and clean out their pockets and run!"

Bobby: " Hell ya Guss, I like your thinkin', lets give 'em the good Ole' Ebenezer!"
by M24TheWizard April 2, 2011
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Ebenezer

A person that resembles "Gay" but denies it. Only God knows.
Ebenezer: ps IM NOT GAY. fuck whoever pmed aaron saying im gay just fuck yourself
by This is not Smiley December 8, 2009
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Ebenezer's scrooge

When you remove your genital pubic hair and place it in your mate's mouth during intercourse, or afterwards. It can either be swallowed by the mate, or can be glued on to the mate's face.
Since I've put that Ebenezer's scrooge on my girlfriend's face, every time I kiss her i can taste my penis.
by TheGuyWithALotOfTime October 20, 2010
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Ebenonic

A white smurf, the opposite of an albino smurf which is black.
The child of an albino smurf was diagnosed as a ebenonic syndrome meaning it was white, causing a rift between the parents
by Rictacular pickledpatch November 29, 2020
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Ebencia

Ebencia could be one of the meanest individuals you’ll meet in your lifetime. With no self control or regard for your emotions, Ebencia will not hesitate to slander you around your peers or behind your back.

However, don’t let this scare you away. That rack will keep you bound for a lifetime. Her smile will light your world.

With her pearly white teeth & brown eyes, you’ll be starstruck.
oh no…. Ebencia is coming. RUN!”
by KTHomiez November 22, 2021
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Ebenezer Samuel

a wanna be hot guy wants a gf is always horny oh even if he's a boy he's a hoe
by friendlygu5t December 6, 2021
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Ebened

when a person is busy every time you plan something
oh no! We got ebened
by the matcha gang representative December 14, 2021
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