EA

Verb: to EA
To frustrate the user of a product or service into spending extra money on that product or service.
Gamer 1: Man, I just had to spend 5 bucks on an Apex Legends skin I don't even want just so I could buy one that I did.
Gamer 2: Yeah man, you just got EAd.
by BlackIshDynamite February 23, 2019
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A group of retards that have no clue what they are doing. They try to make good games but fail. Mostly because they don't care about their customers.

The second you buy one of their games and play it, you realize you screwed up by buying it.

Examples:
Madden-broken, drag routes are almost unstoppable, filled with retarded animations, and is filled with more bs.

UFC1/2-100 created fighters are insanely OP(pretty much every created fighter), you could be landing punch after punch with a way better guy then they land one kick and they knock your ass on the floor, and is so easy to win without any skill.

Other games like battlefield are also insanely broken.
When I die, I want to have my middle finger cut off, dipped in gold, and sent to EA as an eternal FU.
by Sir Seniõr Jeffrey May 15, 2017
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EAS

Dude those tacos gave me EAS to the max!
by Chris Yo December 17, 2006
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Company with iOS games that will fuck you in the ass
Hey, do you want to get Fifa 16 Ultamite Team

GO. FUCKING. DIE
by UWEHRF843YH8R934545554 October 21, 2015
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The sex act of promising your partner a high quality experience, and then fucking them in the ass instead
"My boyfriend say he was going to rock my world last night, but EA'd me instead!"
by Jacod1 December 09, 2018
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Short for Elusive Asian

Often, non asian men will want to date a hot asian girl but finding a suitable partner can be problematic.

Also used when commenting on attractive asian girls.
by Durt McGurk November 06, 2011
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Your a cunt so EA
by Tahh12 November 06, 2017
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