Derf King

Joseph Nixon (college laxer) known as the derf king, due to his addiction to zipper sparking.

Guy 1: Dude did you see the derf king hit top cheese that btb?
Guy 2: yeah, he's definitely getting some levi lovin' tonight!

by Abebe Kebede October 15, 2012

Dwarf

A girl named Nidhi

Nidhi is a dwarf scholar in Singapore

by PKMKB September 1, 2019

meat dwarf

A short dick

My brother is a meat dwarf

by Mike Hunt December 17, 2014

Chaos dwarf sandwich

This occurrence happens when a player or players in the game called "Runescape" are killing the wilderness boss Vet'ion. The chaos dwarfs that are near by Vet'ion start to attack you from both sides, creating a dwarf sandwich. The reason this is a bad thing is because Pkers (Player Killers) can attack you and kill you during this occurrence because you are unable to log out while being attacked, and you will lose your item when you die.

Person 1"Man we were killing Vet'ion last night and we got stuck in a Chaos dwarf sandwich."
Person 2 "Dude that sucks."
Person 1 "Ya, Pkers showed up and fucked us."
Person 2 "Get wrecked scrub lord."
Person 1 "Dude shut up, I lost my fury."

by Zona731 August 16, 2016

chinese dwarf hamster

a Chinese dwarf hamster is a fast energetic small hamster, with silver skin a white stomach and a black stripe, looks like a great white shark from underneath it , and is the easiest creature to take care of for the laziest people.

this hamster rarely bites so your ready to go!

a Chinese dwarf hamster is a fast energetic small hamster, with silver skin a white stomach and a black stripe, looks like a great white shark from underneath it , and is the easiest creature to take care of for the laziest people.

by NoodleLady January 26, 2018

Danger Dwarf

Small mates who are fanatical about super heroes and cartoons (in most cases well beyond the tears of watching cartoons or superhero movies).

Short tempered (comes with the territory). At risk of saying anything at any given moment which makes them dangerous.

Would love to be a super hero.

Hence, Danger Dwarf

XXX....if you were a super hero....what would you be called?

'WHAT YA ON ABOOT MAN!!!!! Obvs Danger Dwarf' arggghhhhhhh

by Swampy007 April 3, 2020

The seven dwarfs Tottie

This is a sexual act where a group of dwarfs gangbang a female called Snow White while trying to shove footballs up her arse

The seven dwarfs Tottie defined as After the football match we had a few pints in the pub & met a bird and she invite us back for “The seven dwarf Tottie “

by Midget magnet April 5, 2023