Hurfing your durf

when you barf, it sounds like your saying hurfadurf, therefore you are hurfing your durf.

Mikey: Oh I don't feel so good, I think I am going to barf.
Danny: Don't go hurfing your durf in my car man.

by Sir Lulzalot May 15, 2011

Durfed

Being sexually body slammed into a bed while the penis is penetrating the ear while screaming “DURFED”.

I was hooking up in the club and I found a cute chick and I durfed her

by Ppsucker69 September 13, 2019

durf

Broadside, harsh, involuntarily evil, dark, low. Somehow disgusting but appealing to the senses in a

TOM: "Dude, check out these photos of decapitated, raped girls".
MAX: "Durf, you messed up mate".

by badururu March 21, 2017

Durf Durf

Being Stupid over the max level can be done on purpose or accidental

Your a Fucking Durf Durf

by Angergasim Enducing Words February 25, 2018

Durf and turf

When you are grinding (durfing) and you give her the meat stick (turf)

Last night my girlfriend asked me for the durf and turf special.

Jim got really excited and gave her the durf and turf special.

by Durf king November 12, 2020

Durffing

Before engaging in sex you pick one of you to spread their butt cheeks and have your partner fill your colon with vomit until the pressure is so great that a volcano of feces and puke explode out of the anus and paints the ceiling. You then proceed in getting it on while the mess drips down on both of you.

If you're not busy this weekend I could use your help with durffing my ceiling. Wink wink.

by Psychostench April 24, 2023

Durf

Kiwi slang for taking a dump somewhere in nature.

Roman: "What are you up to on this sunny day Sindre?"
Sindre: "I'm out for a durf now but will be back this arvo."

by Meowwoof8737372 April 30, 2020