Daddy Dumper

The plump rump of a man. The male counterpart to mommy milkers.

Damn, dude, you shit out of that thing? That right there is a true daddy dumper!

by NerdAnnihilator April 29, 2021

humper dumper

humper dumper is the name given to someone that sleeps with somone else and then finishes it

man is going out with woman. man sleeps with woman then soon after dumps the woman. the man is then called a humper dumper.

by JG9 March 11, 2009

Humped and Dumped

When you or your partner had sex and then proceeded to forget everything about you afterwards.

When a person becomes a humped and dumped victim, here are usual quotes that come after their "diagnosis"

- "Bitch, I thought you loved me! I thought we were going to have a life together..."
- "Hold on, I'm not done yet."
- "You gave bad hummers anyway."
- "Guess it's a great time to tell you that I was trying to hit on your hot friend."
- "Does this mean I have to pay you the $100 now?"
- "HA-HA! Enjoy my gonorrea."

by Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem May 22, 2007

dumpweed

Someone who has recently been dumped, that cannot get over their past relationship.

"Hey Tom, you hear about what happened to Fred and Jessica?"

"Yeah, what a dumpweed"

by Timmytwotoes August 27, 2005

dumped her purse

Act of inviting everyone into your problems.

When I asked Susie how her day was, instead of answering 'fine' she dumped her purse on me.

by MamaHunk October 23, 2008

dumple

The mascot of Crazy Go Nuts University

"Fighting and sometimes striving,
Wondering what the Dumple is,
Excellence, and what is valor?
And The Cheat will hit stuff with a golf club"

by Jeremy May 19, 2003

dumper nickle

when you take a shit and some shit gets caught in our hair about the size of a nickle, and probably worth 5 cents

does any9one want to buy my dumper nickle

by sneaky nagger May 8, 2006