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hand blow dryer

a small, electric appliance used in college dorm bathrooms to ease the process of public pooping.
When I go to the bathroom at college I turn on the hand blow dryer so that no one can hear me pooping. It also makes me poop faster because I don't want to be going when it shuts off otherwise someone will hear me.
by Kt K March 21, 2007
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texas blow dryer

Texas blow dryer when you stick a blow dryer in a girls vagina while turned on and she gives you head
Me and Britney tried the Texas blow dryer! booty booby blow blowdryer hardcore vagina
by evaldesx_ September 18, 2016
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Dryer then a popcorn fart

to ruin your evening!
Her pussy was "dryer then a popcorn fart"
by scottdking February 10, 2017
mugGet the Dryer then a popcorn fartmug.

Turkish Hair Dryer

That's where you sit on a girl's head, she pulls down on your "cord", and you dry her hair with your farts.
During the most recent neighborhood power outage. My wife grew frustrated due to the lack of power to blow dry her hair before work. Being the loving husband that I am, I allowed her to use my Turkish Hair Dryer instead.
by Cliff_Shitsgood August 17, 2012
mugGet the Turkish Hair Dryermug.

St. Louis Blow Dryer

When a person farts into a plastic bag during sexual intercourse, then pops it in the face of there partner.
Baby, I have a garbage bag under the sink. Can you give me a St. Louis Blow dryer
by Danny St. Louis Blow Dryer October 20, 2017
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Liberian Tumble Dryer

When you force feed your gf and then shove a butt plug up her anus for 4 days. Then take it out and keep her anus separated with your two index and middle finger. Finally shove your tongue in there and suck the shit out then give her a big wet slobbery kiss. The kiss should be performed in such a way that your tongues rotate in opposite directions like a tumble dryer
Ay bro why is your breath stinky cos’ I just gave my girl a Liberian Tumble Dryer
by GeorgeWashingMachine1789 April 28, 2024
mugGet the Liberian Tumble Dryermug.

Tumble dryers

A word for my fists when a butch comes rude to me and my friends and acts like I won’t do shit . These tumble dryers are bisexual , and they’re coming for everyone !
“Don’t make me pull out the tumble dryers !”
by Lickmylollipoprealgood December 17, 2021
mugGet the Tumble dryersmug.

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