When I go to the bathroom at college I turn on the hand blow dryer so that no one can hear me pooping. It also makes me poop faster because I don't want to be going when it shuts off otherwise someone will hear me.
by Kt K March 19, 2007
Texas blow dryer when you stick a blow dryer in a girls vagina while turned on and she gives you head
by evaldesx_ February 13, 2016
That's where you sit on a girl's head, she pulls down on your "cord", and you dry her hair with your farts.
During the most recent neighborhood power outage. My wife grew frustrated due to the lack of power to blow dry her hair before work. Being the loving husband that I am, I allowed her to use my Turkish Hair Dryer instead.
by Cliff_Shitsgood August 17, 2012
Her pussy was "dryer then a popcorn fart"
by scottdking February 10, 2017
When a person farts into a plastic bag during sexual intercourse, then pops it in the face of there partner.
by Danny St. Louis Blow Dryer October 20, 2017
When you force feed your gf and then shove a butt plug up her anus for 4 days. Then take it out and keep her anus separated with your two index and middle finger. Finally shove your tongue in there and suck the shit out then give her a big wet slobbery kiss. The kiss should be performed in such a way that your tongues rotate in opposite directions like a tumble dryer
by GeorgeWashingMachine1789 April 28, 2024
The audible and prolonged inhalation of air through ones teeth whilst doing a scrunched up 'ooh face'
The Car Mechanic wiped his hands with an oily rag whilst lazily eyeballing the car. Upon opening the bonnet he unleashed a Massive tooth dryer "This is going to be a big job" he exclaimed
by Sonny Jelkirk October 31, 2020