When I go to the bathroom at college I turn on the hand blow dryer so that no one can hear me pooping. It also makes me poop faster because I don't want to be going when it shuts off otherwise someone will hear me.
by Kt K March 21, 2007
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During the most recent neighborhood power outage. My wife grew frustrated due to the lack of power to blow dry her hair before work. Being the loving husband that I am, I allowed her to use my Turkish Hair Dryer instead.
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