When I go to the bathroom at college I turn on the hand blow dryer so that no one can hear me pooping. It also makes me poop faster because I don't want to be going when it shuts off otherwise someone will hear me.
by Kt K March 21, 2007

Texas blow dryer when you stick a blow dryer in a girls vagina while turned on and she gives you head
by evaldesx_ September 18, 2016

by scottdking February 10, 2017

That's where you sit on a girl's head, she pulls down on your "cord", and you dry her hair with your farts.
During the most recent neighborhood power outage. My wife grew frustrated due to the lack of power to blow dry her hair before work. Being the loving husband that I am, I allowed her to use my Turkish Hair Dryer instead.
by Cliff_Shitsgood August 17, 2012

When a person farts into a plastic bag during sexual intercourse, then pops it in the face of there partner.
by Danny St. Louis Blow Dryer October 20, 2017

When you force feed your gf and then shove a butt plug up her anus for 4 days. Then take it out and keep her anus separated with your two index and middle finger. Finally shove your tongue in there and suck the shit out then give her a big wet slobbery kiss. The kiss should be performed in such a way that your tongues rotate in opposite directions like a tumble dryer
by GeorgeWashingMachine1789 April 28, 2024

A word for my fists when a butch comes rude to me and my friends and acts like I won’t do shit . These tumble dryers are bisexual , and they’re coming for everyone !
by Lickmylollipoprealgood December 17, 2021
