Dumpface

When you really have to take a poop and can't, at which point your face starts to look like you are sucking on a lemon.

Vitor and Danny where walking down the street, Vitor turned to Danny and said do u have to talk a dump, you have a DUMPFACE.

by VBJUDGE202 August 17, 2011

Dumpflood

When you take a dump that is so catastrophically huge that it floods the bathroom (after multiple attempts of flushing).

Adam, can you imagine the dumpflood after St Patrick’s day?

by TBoneandAdam July 29, 2021

Tonald Drump

The superior form of Donald Trump.

Tonald Drump > Donald Trump

by Inquisitive Walnut April 23, 2022

Drumping

Drumping Verb- When someone gets so drunk they start humping you uncontrollably, usually ends with termination of the friendship and/or restraining orders, depending on the circumstances of the relationship.

If your dad Drumps you then it's a different story.

1.Aaron, you have a drinking problem, that's the third time this week you've tried to Drump me, not cool bitch.

2. Let's walk around the park, that homeless guy is always Drumping random people... I don't want to buy new pants again

by Nordic _Thunder March 6, 2009

Drump

Singular, noun: the shit you take a day after anal intercourse. A heavily self-involved and painful bowel movement, leading you to believe it to be substantial yet ultimately unsatisfyingly small and depressingly messy to clean up. Often leaves you feeling unsettled and even angry you had to take your pants off for this. Not to be confused with santorum, though the feces is often preceeded by or covered in santorum.

Alternatives: TDrump, DJTrump

Man, I just took the most depressing drump.
You’re about as exciting as a drump after a barcelona circuit party.
I just took a drump at my boyfriend’s house, I feel like i need to shower.

I’m sorry I got drump stains on your toilet, but thanks for last night!
Why is my tdrump orange?

by donaldjtrump October 25, 2017

Drumpler

Taking a shit and giving a blowjob at the same time. In the same family as a ‘blumkin’, but the positions are reversed, and the person pooping is simultaneously giving a blowjob.

“ I went to brush my teeth while my GF was pooping, and got a drumpler”

by Phytz January 10, 2020

Drumptruck

When someone has a dumptruck but refuses to believe that they do.

Kim has a dumptruck but fails to realize it due to her pride. Guess she's got a drumptruck.

by DrumptruckHomie February 19, 2021