drift wood

the act of getting an erection because of automobile drifting.

"while I had drift wood it was a lot harder to drive because my cock was getting in the way of the stick."

drift wood by The swagenator April 19, 2008

Drift Merchant

Noun. One who is so adept at maneuvering an automobile in a sideways manner, that they could literally package it and sell it to willing customers.

"Mate, Johno is a drift merchant if there ever was one. He spent like two minutes drifting around that round-a-about at the end of Fake St. He was goin so fast, Macca took a puke in the backseat, shit Johno's pissed about it"

Drift Merchant by Muggus December 12, 2003

Drift Wood

Some one without goals and just drifts through life saying "i don't care" a lot.

"he won't go far in life he is just Drift Wood"

Drift Wood by munch! munch! December 5, 2011

drift phonk 

Drift Phonk is a sub-genre of phonk that is dominated by 12 year old new gens whom use FL Studio Mobile to make 200 BPM cowbell heavy cancer and pitched up memphis vocals by true memphis rap legends, this genre was made popular because of TikTok, making this genre grantees you to be sent to hell and forever tormented by DJ Smokey (The god, and one of the true founders of phonk).

Person 1: Hey man wanna listen to some phonk?
*Person 1 proceeds to play Chronic Talez By DJ Acura
Person 2: This Isn't phonk, let alone drift phonk, where are the cowbells?
Person 1: You should kill yourself.... Now!

drift phonk by prodGeeOhGee July 17, 2022

Drift wood

The erect penis of a homeless man.

"Girl, I Can't get a single guy in this club to take me home. I'm going to have go in the back ally and get me some drift wood."

Drift wood by Pooney219 October 5, 2016

drift apart 

If two people drift apart, they gradually become less friendly and their relationship…

We didn’t drift apart immediately, but we’ve become very good friends.

drift apart by away_depetropolis November 27, 2016

drift apart 

If two people drift apart, they gradually become less friendly and their relationship ends.

I know that you and I have kinda drifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.

I drift apart from my friends.

drift apart by chunyu January 11, 2018