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Douche Nozzle

Broooooo he ghosted you?! What a Douche Nozzle!
by _likesdogz June 21, 2023
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Douche Nozzle

Someone who constantly tries to show intelligence with random facts. They think the facts are true but they are wrong.
Fred said" Did you you know Fargo ND is the closest state to the equator north of the rockies" when he says things like that he's such a douche nozzle.
by Big Dryp December 12, 2023
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One who is worse than your normal douche-bag.
That dumbass frat boy with his popped collar, gelled hair, and 2 polo shirts is a douche-nozzle.
by TomS. October 30, 2006
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Letting an unrestrained amount of douche omit from a person.
That kid really turned on his douche-nozzle last night when he shattered all of the windows on my car.
by thereallurpy February 20, 2011
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the dirty part of the douche that goes in the twat
your a douche-nozzle
by paige January 18, 2005
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An ADJ used to describe one of your many dumbass friends, replacement for the more popular "douche-bag"
Dumbass friend: fish?
You: Shut up, douche-nozzle
by joe bob....tony? February 21, 2009
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The person you see walking down the street sporting a hot girlfriend who is way out of his league. The fact that he is porking her makes him a douche-nozzle.
Shannon Elizabeth's (Nadia from American Pie)husband Joe Reitman is a douche-nozzle.
by Rick C. May 13, 2005
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