Douche

The best insult known to man, mostly used out of context to piss people the fuck off.

ex) Mike: Tom you're such a fucking douche.

ex) Tom Cruise

by Michael Markey February 27, 2008

douche

a device used to scrub out a sordid, stinking, gungey pussy

jeniffer's sickeningly filthy minge made the boys gag. so jason did the decent thing; he bought her a multipack of douches for christmas. "oh great!" she exclaimed. "now my vagina won't smell of rotting seafood!" she went into the toilet and got busy.

by dombo June 17, 2004

douche

the sound a gun makes in slow motion.

*gun firing* douche

by Bitch please... im from 314. April 05, 2010

Douching

Spazzing out: "fucking up".

"My computer is douching!" "Yea man, it's practically a dinosaur. NO WONDER"

by Sai Yuta TJ March 16, 2010

douche

1: a jet or current especially of water directed against a part or into a cavity of the body b : an act of cleansing with a douche
2: David Hasselhoff

"Dude! I saw the douche from Baywatch get out of his car today in brown, lace-up leather pants, waving his arms like an idiot!"

by WU December 11, 2005

douche

A word used to wind friends up

Lauren is a douche

by livesingeneral April 03, 2012

Douche

Someone who thinks they're really awesome because they can strum a few chords on a guitar, so they bring their guitar everywhere just to prove it.

Wow, those guys sitting on the picnic benches outside of the mall are real douches.

by CastOff October 16, 2010