Pouring something sticky (beer, soda, bodily fluids, etc.) on to someone's doorknob so that they grab a sticky doorknob.
by bigreddoorknobs January 12, 2021
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by talk2me-JCH2 February 12, 2022
Get the doorknob comment mug.Where a man or women puts a mass amount of lube on their fist and the other man or women then proceeds to sit on that fist while it glides gently up their booty.
Curt: My buttholes feeling a little tight right now.
Austin: Well I can fix that right up with a slippery doorknob!
Austin: Well I can fix that right up with a slippery doorknob!
by pattyrick2313 March 17, 2010
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by Cremaster Akioro December 9, 2008
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hinges, door handles and the door its self
hinges, door handles and the door its self
Devin: Did you hear about Matriska having sex with that door?
William: Yeah I hear she's into Doorknobraphy.
Devin: That's soo cool!
William: Yeah I hear she's into Doorknobraphy.
Devin: That's soo cool!
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Get the ya mums a doorknob mug.a game played mostly by males in which (when someone farts) someone calls "doorknob" and beats the shit out of the farter until he or she passes out or touches a doorknob... the farter can call "safety" to keep from getting the shit beat out of him or her.
SITUATION 1:
1. steve farts
2. bill: "doorknob!"
3. a fight ensues
4. steve touches a doorknob
5. life goes back to normal
SITUATION 2:
1. steve farts
2. bill: "doorknob"
3. a fight ensues
4. steve is too bruised and broken to get to the doorknob
5. steve never farts again
SITUATION 3
1. steve farts
2. steve: "safety"
3. the room stinks and bill does nothing
1. steve farts
2. bill: "doorknob!"
3. a fight ensues
4. steve touches a doorknob
5. life goes back to normal
SITUATION 2:
1. steve farts
2. bill: "doorknob"
3. a fight ensues
4. steve is too bruised and broken to get to the doorknob
5. steve never farts again
SITUATION 3
1. steve farts
2. steve: "safety"
3. the room stinks and bill does nothing
by wheatwillrockyou January 5, 2009
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