doofer

A Doofer can be anything. When you can't think of the name of an object or item just replace the unknown name with doofer and hey presto.

"Margret Wheres thats doofer for the wotsit?"

by Mc Numpty March 20, 2004

doof

A combination of the words "dork" and "goof", usually used in a joking manner. However, when someone does something really stupid it can be used to point out their stupidity.

Friend: I saw you in the Bio room yesterday!
Me: I wasn't at school yesterday, ya doof!

Friend: We walked past the marshmallows twice while we were looking for them!
Me: Wow, ya big doof!

by Alyena April 1, 2008

Bush Doof

Aussie name given to music festivals that take place in a rural, forest or bush location where music of the psy trance an techno genre are played for 2 to 4 days straight. These events are attended by hippies, gypsies and all manor of drug loving people. Is essentially a drug bender in the bush. A large percentage of those in attendance only use there tents to consume ridiculous amount of drugs and then go for a long walk around the festival with no real purpose or destination just because they're fucked and need to do something. Most that get amongst the stages an dance to the music tend to not be seen again for hours. Common drugs found at a bush doof include, but are not limited too: GHB, Meth, ecstasy, LSD, Weed, Ketamine & Speed.

1 -"Did you go to that bush doof over the weekend?"

2 - "Heard the bush doof was off its titts, i should of gone!"

by bunchbiccedcunts May 14, 2015

doof

A dufus/doofus, a foolish person.

Don't let him in. That doofy-ass fuck's too big of a doof to hang out around here.

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

Doofproof

Something that is so simple to complete or understand that even a doof couldn't screw it up.

"A.J. How do I make easy mac?"
"Charlotte....Easy mac is pretty much DoofProof. Your such a doof."

by charbaelater January 12, 2008

DOOFNUT

A person who ignores several of his glaring faults to focus on one fault of another person or A woman that plays the "who me?" role when being called out on something.

Mark is a Big Doofnut. Him and his NOI friends stare at tits and ass ALL DAY but they judge people who eat bacon. Doofnut

by Duke122071 July 9, 2011

Doof

The sound made when a bird Hits your windshield while you're driving down the road

Hey what kind of bird is...
DOOF!!!

....was that?

by Rakis October 10, 2016