Shave your body hair completely off, oil yourself up, and tag a broad from behind while going, “eeeeheeeh eeeenheeee.”
“Dude, can you gimme a hand? I need someone to shave my back.”
“What, why?”
“I need to be as smooth as The Dolphin for tonight’s shenanigans.”
“What, why?”
“I need to be as smooth as The Dolphin for tonight’s shenanigans.”
by Voodoo Hooch February 1, 2018
Get the The Dolphinmug. A person who leads you somewhere, and then abandons you. Similar as to how dolphins will lead people away from their herd, and then abandon them.
Nicole is such a dolphin. She convinced me not to get my book, and then when we walked 20 yards, she ditched us.
by lolerbunney February 1, 2008
Get the Dolphinmug. by dolphinn January 25, 2022
Get the DOLPHINSmug. A male, generally husky see husky. Sexy as fuck. Good dance skills, looks like everyones cousin but you want to bone them. fuck is used frequently in there vocabulary.
by Dolphin Fuckerss February 14, 2010
Get the Dolphinmug. 
marine mammals who often get eaten by killer whales. If they are so smart, why can't they stop me from plugging their blow hole and choaking them to death? I'll tell you why, cuz they suck! Fuck dolphins, they are the chicken of the sea. They are only good for one thing...to eat.
With all the things to hate in the world (Jesus, The Rain Forest, Puppies, ect.) Why choose dolphins? Because they fucking suck and so do you for liking them! Dolphins suck harder in one day then your hooker mom does all year.
With all the things to hate in the world (Jesus, The Rain Forest, Puppies, ect.) Why choose dolphins? Because they fucking suck and so do you for liking them! Dolphins suck harder in one day then your hooker mom does all year.
1. Dolphins are the real assassins of president Kennedy
2. Dolphins are concealing weapons of mass destruction.
3. Dolphins steal our air, they should breathe under water like a normal fish.
4. Dolphins shot 2-Pac.
5. Spam, Pop-Ups, junk mail, the easter bunny, all dolphins...
2. Dolphins are concealing weapons of mass destruction.
3. Dolphins steal our air, they should breathe under water like a normal fish.
4. Dolphins shot 2-Pac.
5. Spam, Pop-Ups, junk mail, the easter bunny, all dolphins...
by dolfagphin August 6, 2010
Get the Dolphinsmug. I am so dolphin that your grandmother died.
Gosh, why do you have to be so dolphin?
I am not saying sorry for no reason, I am really dolphin for breaking your heart!
Gosh, why do you have to be so dolphin?
I am not saying sorry for no reason, I am really dolphin for breaking your heart!
by mimiwilson09 June 20, 2009
Get the Dolphinmug.