Distancelexia

A defect of the eye in which a person looks appealing and fit from a distance but upon closer view becomes less attractive.

Wow that girl got a fat ass ...wait, no she don't, it looks like a bag of rice puddin' up close. Damn Distancelexia!

by 5entral88 November 16, 2016

Distance Learning

a dumb thing that schools do during quarantine to piss their students off

Student 1: Man I Hate Distance Learning
Student 2: Same Bro

by idiot face 69 June 5, 2020

Long Distance Yawn

A long distance yawn occurs when a person takes a video of themselves yawning and sends it to someone else who proceeds to yawn after seeing it.

"Dude, take a video me yawning and text it to someone."

"What the fuck for?"

"Cuz then they'd yawn, itd be funny."

"A long distance yawn!"

"Exactly!"

by BWG_wsu January 25, 2010

Social Distawank

Wanking at the window at any sign of real females

Loose Women wasn't doing it for Miguel so he had to go to the bay window for a social distawank

by lefthandleo June 3, 2020

O'Hanlon Distance

The O'Hanlon Distance is the distance measured between the midpoint of both mouth and genitila for the purposes of calculating optimal groupings for 69 and other geometric based sex positions.

Nose to nuggets and lips to lips.

The O'Hanlon distance between the basketball player and the midget was sub optimal.

by 3rdfloor January 30, 2014

Seventior Disthine Molenko

The magic words used to teleport your character to the rune essence mines in Runescape the masive multiplayer online role playing game.

"Seventior Disthine Molenko"

by Martiny2m November 17, 2005

Distant Hot

When an individual has physical attributes that are normally celebrated; slim waste, thick hair, proportiante face; things that are visible from a distance, but when one approaches this individual at a closer distance, the less attractive qualities are uncovered; facial acne, halitosis, annoying voice.

Dude Jim, I was really excited when Todd was about to introduce me to his cousin, but when she walked closer from hot topic, I realized the girl was totally distant hot once she started talking and I saw that spacious gap between her teeth

by LMONEY05 September 20, 2010