J-Donks

1. A word that can replace any other word in the English language (including various parts of speech such as verbs, adjectives, etc.) for the purpose of rewording any phrase with the objective of humorous discourse.

1. Person #1: Dude, what the f***?!

Person #2: I know dude, what the J-Donks?!

2. Person #1: Can you believe that a**hole cut me off?

Person #2: I know, what a J-Donk.

by Dr. Richard Strain September 8, 2010

Doink

A fat blunt

Smoking big ol doinks in amish

by tuckahoe in bed October 7, 2017

oink in my doink

A phrase used by females who want niggas to nut in their pussy

Her : Oink in my doink daddy
Him : Ok

by Kaylaafool May 29, 2019

Double Doink

When you obtain two fat-ass doinks during a sesh, and proceed to hit both at the same time.

While sitting in the rotation Jared was breaking the puff puff pass rule. Upon finally passing the blunt, he double doinked Dalton who wasn’t expecting Jared to finally pass. Dalton then preceded to enjoy the double doink while conducting a dope dragon exhale.

by SMTX May 21, 2018

donkster

The combination of a donkey and a lobster.

They would call it the Donkster of the deep, and the old fisherman down at the wharf would reward any fisherman brave enough to fish it out five thousand dollars as a reward.

by trevor bonitz December 11, 2008

drinks

An Australian term for a small amount of people at someones house to sit and chat while drinking, but without getting massively drunk. Usually on a weekend before going out or occasianly after work.

similar to a gathering but a more commonly used word.

After work, a few of us are having drinks at Mikes.

by dnxy53 July 21, 2007

Drinksmas Eve

Any day between Christmas and New Year's Eve when folks return home after spending the holidays with their families and really, really need to get a drink.

It was another dysfunctional family Christmas! Can't wait for Drinksmas Eve!

by LaEstrella December 29, 2010