dodgeball

Gym-class style sport where a bunch of kids get divided into two teams and throw approximately 6-10 playground balls at each other across the middle-line of a gymnasium (which may not be crossed) in an attempt to get each other "out". If a ball is thrown into another player without bouncing off of anything, that player is "out" unless they catch the ball, in which case the thrower is "out". Once a ball bounces, it is essentially out of play until thrown again. This game is now being outlawed in schools, in a consistent attempt on behalf of the government to make children weak, retarded, and liberal.

Dodgeball is too violent to be played in our schools! Doesn't anyone know that children are actually made of extremely brittle materials and should not be touched by ANYTHING?

by Al October 14, 2003

Dodge

An American vehicle with limited success in quality and bad-assedness after the end of the muscle car era. Synonymous with Mopar. More commonly defined as follows

Drips Oil Drips Grease, Everywhere

Dad's Old Dead Garage Equipment

My Old Plymouth Ain’t Runnin’

Made Of Plastic And Rubber

My grandma drives a Dodge Diplomat

by Easyrider1970 June 14, 2011

dodgeball

Incredibly feral game which many schools are now banning for some (presumably stupid) reason. I am, sadly,a victim of these decisions; thelast good dodgeball game I played was in 7th grade. Many variations of this game exist, but most of them involve flinging soft, medium-sized foam balls at one another on 2 sides of a line. Getting hit makes you 'out.' Occasionally, provisions are added to reverse the 'out' status, but they usually involve teamwork of some sort.

I felt that the dodgeball game, becoming more and more fast-paced and violent, was the pinnacle of physical education class. Then I felt the burning sting of the foam ball as I realized, "Don't think, MOVE!"

by zaphodchak October 16, 2003

Dodge Intrepid

A full size sedan made by DaimlerChrysler from 1993-2004, part of Chrysler's LH platform. Sleek, aerodynamic design, drives like a sports sedan.

Chrysler should reintroduce the Dodge Intrepid back into Dodge's lineup -- maybe then they wouldn't be facing bankruptcy.

by intrepidnation January 27, 2010

Dodge The Phonebook In The Dark

A game invented by my friends and i after a drunken night out where 2-6 players gather in a room with a phonebook turn the lights off and proceed to throw the phonebook as hard as possible in any direction you think somone is in ALWAYS results in injuries often bloodshed but always great fun highly recomended.

my personal injuries include welt on my shin, black eye, busted nose, cut over my cheekbone & large forehead wealt. thankfully my testicles have been able to Dodge The Phonebook In The Dark but my mates aren't so lucky

by K33N A5 September 29, 2009

dodge rock

A game, like dodgeball, in which one Redneck individual throws a rock at other Redneck individual. The object is to not get hit by rock thrown by said Redneck individual.(Two Redneck children throws rocks at each other's faces) #yeeyee

Hey Tyler, let's play dodge rock!

by SexyBeast71101 September 15, 2016

Dodge Triangle

A desired sexual act in which a partner kneeling behind the other, reaches underneath the legs gripping both the scrotum and erect penis of a male and then proceeds to pull them back until they face said partner. This forms what looks like an upside down triangle, with the testicles and penis. This formation is otherwise known as the dodge triangle. Once the triangle is formed, the partner then proceeds to perform many oral favors to the pleasure of the male intercourse partner. This process is akin to the pokemon lickitung going to town on your genitilia. A partner may also perform pleasantries on the bung hole whilst operating the dodge triangle, for an even better trifecta of greatness that includes your scrotum, penis and anus getting action.

Example 1: Berkley: It was Cameron's birthday yesterday.
Payton: Did you give him anything special?
Berkley: I gave him the dodge triangle.
Payton: That lucky bastard! He is lucky to have you! Jimmy bought a ring the morning after I gave him his first taste of the triangle.
Example 2: Dirk: Hey Cameron I heard it was your birthday yesterday. Get any special birthday blow jobs from Berkley?
Cameron: Nah fam even better.
Dirk: Better than a blow job? But legend has it that only one such act exists...
Cameron: The legends are true...She gave me the dodge triangle last night.

by Deep-Wang September 3, 2016