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The game that isn't quite like any other ball game and is usually played by people who aren't good at other sports. Usually played by a small group of kids, generally unsupervised.
Today I played the-ball-game-that-isnt-football-or-dodgeball-that-the-hopeless-people-play-during-games-where-they-body-people-and-tell-them-to-fuck-off during PE class.
by TrainerGamer December 12, 2020
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ultimate dodgeball

Ultimate dodgeball, or UDC (Ultimate dodgeball Championship) is a sport played by smart car driving douchebags, and 30 year old men trying to relive their youth. It is usually played on a trampoline so it is incredibly easy to play. You'll either see 27 to 30 year olds playing, or 14 to 28 year olds playing, all of which take it way to seriously.

Kid: Dad why aren't you ever home on Thursday nights?

Dad: Well son, I have to go play ultimate dodgeball tonight!

Kid: Faggot...
Hey Austin, want to go play ultimate dodgeball at the local sky-zone?
by Peyton Clark November 9, 2015
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Trampoline dodgeball

Getting balls the face for one hour by a man dressed as a wolf then going to the pub and looking up sex positions on urban dictionary.
I trampoline dodgeballed last night and I am now all hot and sweaty.
by CylonChris January 4, 2022
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Dodgeball Hitiable

When an object or person seems very hitable with a dodeball
"That guy is a dodgeball hitiable"
by TD21 March 8, 2024
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old-school dodgeball

old-school dodgeball it is
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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Russian Dodgeball

Two People use a condom sexually until climax, use said condom as a toilet for the next 24 hrs. Freeze it over night, and play dodgeball. First to get hit eats it.
Man: lets play Russian dodgeball
Woman: Nooo! last time you had diarrhea
by DilfFucker69420 September 27, 2023
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