ultimate dodgeball

Ultimate dodgeball, or UDC (Ultimate dodgeball Championship) is a sport played by smart car driving douchebags, and 30 year old men trying to relive their youth. It is usually played on a trampoline so it is incredibly easy to play. You'll either see 27 to 30 year olds playing, or 14 to 28 year olds playing, all of which take it way to seriously.

Kid: Dad why aren't you ever home on Thursday nights?

Dad: Well son, I have to go play ultimate dodgeball tonight!

Kid: Faggot...

Hey Austin, want to go play ultimate dodgeball at the local sky-zone?

by Peyton Clark November 9, 2015

Trampoline dodgeball

Getting balls the face for one hour by a man dressed as a wolf then going to the pub and looking up sex positions on urban dictionary.

I trampoline dodgeballed last night and I am now all hot and sweaty.

by CylonChris January 4, 2022

Trampoline Dodgeball

Getting balls in the face for an hour from a man dressed as a wolf jumping on a trampoline.

I got trampoline dodgeballed last night, my face still hurts and I'm still hot and sweaty.

by CylonChris January 4, 2022

Russian Dodgeball

Two People use a condom sexually until climax, use said condom as a toilet for the next 24 hrs. Freeze it over night, and play dodgeball. First to get hit eats it.

Man: lets play Russian dodgeball
Woman: Nooo! last time you had diarrhea

by DilfFucker69420 September 27, 2023

Mormon Valley Dodgeball

The act of anally stimulating a woman, and upon reaching climax, pulling your erect penis out of her anal cavity, placing your testicles inside of her sphincter, and releasing your load on her back.

"I totally Mormon Valley Dodgeballed that chick from my church last night"
"How was it?"
"Stinky."

by FatherToothpaste January 20, 2017

old-school dodgeball

Dodgeball, but played with human heads.

old-school dodgeball it is

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Dodgebullet

Dodgebullet is the American version of Dodgeball. Instead of soft sponge balls lining the centre of the room, there are a variety of guns from pistols to shotguns. They will fire guns at the opposing team, and your aim is to shoot people using the bullets in your gun, or dodge the bullets being mercilessly fired in your direction. If it comes down to it, and the clip in your gun is empty, you use your last resort; throwing the gun itself. After that? Well, better hope you can Dodge some Bullets!

Don't confuse Dodgebullet with it's street counterpart, though. Street Dodgebullet is far more aggressive and even more risky. It's usually used to settle conflicts and debates in an unsafe and illegal enviroment. Being caught participating in Street Dodgebullet will result in arrest.

"Where are you going?"
"I'm going to play dodgebullet, wanna join me?"

by Sooty_ August 28, 2020