DNA

DNA stands for did not arrive. It is a tactic where you buy expensive things online and then claim that they did not arrive, therefore getting a refund.

Can you DNA from the same company multiple times without getting caught?

by monkeybrainpie June 7, 2023

DNA

It is a sex position where two men intertwine(twist) their penises in an upward position. Eventually, when they both come at the same time, their cum will recreate a double helix stream, eventually this dna strand made of cum will duplicate itself until it develops into a child

Last night me and my boyfriend did the DNA position

by M 3rd June 7, 2023

dNA

1) It's a slang for a czech name: Daniel
2) It's a spelling mistake while trying to spell the czech name: Daniel
(btw Daniel is fucking cool)
3) it's deoxyribonucleic acid

dNA let's go play dark souls you fat fuck.

dNA hwqO Are yoU dOnig.

Deoxyribonucleic acid (abbreviated DNA) is the molecule that carries genetic information for the development and functioning of an organism.

by captainjamieee December 21, 2023

DNA

Depressed Negative Asswhole

D.N.A OR DNA IS person who is sad. negative. and a ass whole at the same time.
Being purposely or not or purposely

by Segadog April 9, 2024

DNA mold

Really bad quality of hair. Grows in all directions but never looks like it.

You're lucky you got that good hair instead of my DNA mold.

by adorkable419 February 20, 2015

DNA DELETE

Erasing all electronic evidence of a person or a relationship, to include contact information, emails, texts, phone call records, etc...

I broke up with Karen. I had to do a "DNA delete" on her ass. Bitch no longer exists!

My wife goes through my phone. I had to "DNA delete" my e-lationship with my on-line honey, Three-Cox-In-Me.

by orientxp July 13, 2011

DNA WhattheHey!

The moment at birth, examining a family photo, or just at random when you realize your offspring look nothing like the silicone bag bearing, botox injected, liposucked, rhinoplasted, forehead lifted, and tummy tucked person you call your wife. When you realize you've been duped and that your wife hasn't fully revealed the quantity of plastic surgery she's had done. This epiphany may also be triggered by a family photo causing you to suddenly understand why your wife looks as if she just stepped out of Vogue compared to the more homely qualities of your children.

Jim (watching wife give birth in operating room)...Hey what the f***. That's not my child!

Doctor: Oh yes it is! It's just another case of DNA WhatTheHey! Happens all the time.

by Amovida December 10, 2011