Filthy Garbage Disposal

When a chick wraps her midsection with plastic wrap, takes a massive dump, lets it collect in the bag, then, before intercourse, takes a knife and unloads it on her partner's chest.

Depressed Guy: "......"
Friend: "Dude, why are you so sad?"
Depressed Guy: "My girlfriend gave me a filthy garbage disposal..."
Friend: "ZOMG!"

by Kwog the Bligthar March 30, 2010

Emotionally disposable

when it's convenient for someone to completely disconnect from a person and be uncaring about the impact on that person

You are emotionally disposable to someome when they can cut you off from contact and conversation, and while you cry and grieve they could care less that you are crying and grieving.

by Lost in Louisiana October 5, 2018

Garbage Disposal

The act of a female eating a guy's ass until he shits while he is also taking a piss. (Bonus points if either one of them puke)

My girl gave me the best garbage disposal I ever had yesterday. She got so deep, I shit instantly and she was puking while I was still finishing my piss. Man, what a Saturday night!!

by Oochie Wally 95 January 28, 2024

disposable thumbs

A play on the term “opposable thumbs,” essentially implying that humans can dispose of their thumbs.

Humans are some of the only animals that have disposable thumbs.

by UrAverageHoovy October 29, 2022

Disposable Racehorse

The kind of ridiculous purchase you could make with 2007 banker bonuses.

After I got my bonus, I bought a thoroughbred and used him as a disposable racehorse. Raced him once at Pimlico and had him shot for no good reason.

by #1 Thrilla November 3, 2009

Disposing of an asset

When the continuation of depreciating a long term tangible asset at a diminishing value becomes unprofitable or purposeless, so the company decides to dispose of the asset at a stipulated cost which is below book value resulting in a loss which is then offsetted against the companies profits. A transaction of this nature is usually made when the asset becomes dormant and ineffective, even though it may well still be in the beginning of its life expectancy. The disposing of as asset is also written off the Balance Sheet as a long term investment and making way for a more effective and valuable long term asset.

If there is capital to be made on disposing of an asset, then both parties agree to a value where under the table cash transactions are made (off the books) and a much lower value is agreed upon (on the books) which is then recorded as a loss and offsetted against the companies net profit.

Rupert Murdoch: "I got rid of Alex!" James sighed, "I thought he was an asset, turns out he was nothing but a liability"
Alan Bond: "What do you mean you got rid of him, hope you didn't kill him"
Rupert Murdoch: "Nah, there's no gain from killing him, I sold him to the opposition and i made a profit"
Alan Bond: "Ahhhh, now I can see how Wendi Deng has asianized you"
Rupert Murdoch: "What do you mean by that?"
Alan Bond: "Nothing!, you know hoe Asians are carnivorous when it comes to money, it looks like it's rubbing off on you"
Rupert Murdoch: " Yep, learn Alan, disposing of an asset requires a lot of foot work if you know what I mean".

by A=L+P January 19, 2018

disposing digested food

Also known as DDF.Its when you have to poop a lot.

"Ugh,be right back I have to do my DDF stuff...."Jimmy said."What's DDF?"Bob said."Disposing Digested Food"Jimmy replied.

by helloihavecripplingdepression May 3, 2017