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dirted

Getting right wrecked off your mind. Drinking copious amounts of liquid alcohol, well doing an excessive amount of drugs.
Did you see Pharrell??!!
He drank a 26 of 151, and snorted an 8-ball of coke. He was straight dirted!!

Im getting right dirted tonight. I bought a pound of weed and a 40 of whiskey. Hells ya! Party on Garth!!
by streetthug11 June 9, 2011
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ditted

The act of having a dog walking over to you and crouching its asshole over your face or stomach and intiating a long stick or short clumps of shit onto the surface of your face or stomach.
German Man #1: Hey man, what's that big brown smear around your mouth? German Man #2: Your golden retriever gave me a present last night when I passed out next to his doghouse with my mouth open.

Dogs, man's best friend. If someone pisses you off, they will be ditted on.
by destroyedyourmom'stwat June 12, 2011
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Dinked

Sex with some one from abroad
I got dinked last night
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Dented

Not needed,irrelavent. like really you just went there or did that. How stupid can this person be?
Taylor:I cant believe she said that
Amanda: I know she is so dented
by BlackSkullJedi November 22, 2016
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dented nail

A slang term to say that a girl has been giving good handjobs and blowjobs.
Dude, did you see her dented nails, her boys been having her work overtime.
by Storyteller 6-9 January 16, 2017
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Dented

A word used to describe feelings of someone being unwanted or unhappy because of something you did to harm your relationship with them.

The relationship does not necessarily have to be romantic.
Ex. Anna feels dented because you ignored her for Kelly.

Ex. Mike told me he felt dented because you didn't answer his texts last night.

Ex. If you keep making Amanda feel dented she's going to break up with you.
by KittenYoongi May 11, 2017
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dantediamondco

Many people call him a tryhard because of his skills, but what they don’t know is that he never tries. He is known as The Cawwy God.
Yo did you hear about DanteDiamondCo because he’s a Cawwy God.
by DanteDiamondCo February 10, 2018
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