dinglefriend

Someone whom you do not particularly like, but with whom you hang around because he or she is a friend of a friend.

A: If you don't like Pete, why do you spend time with him?
B: He's my dinglefriend, what can I say?

by Ollie the Dog January 23, 2004

Dingle Fairy

Similar to the tooth fairy, the Dingle Fairy visits people of all ages who leave a dingle berry under their pillow, exchanging small change for the turd.

Some believe that the Dingle Fairy may be the supernatural force behind the creation of dingle berries in the first place, and is merely reclaiming them through this process.

Jimmy saved his dingle berry in his pocket all the day long so he could put it under his pillow and receive a visit from the Dingle Fairy that night.

"Honey, why does our bed smell so bad? Are you hoping for a visit from the Dingle Fairy?"

by Professor Poo January 12, 2008

give birth to a diglett

to take a shit, curl one off, drop the kids of at the pool etc in reference to the turd like pokemon

dude i gotta give birth to a diglett

by Monk286 May 28, 2009

dingle hopper

a fork. best described on the disney movie the little mermaid.

This here dingle hopper is for eatin'.

by xalcoholx April 17, 2006

dingleberry

A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts.

*Plink*

Ouch! Son of a bitch, that hurt!

Then, dingleberry is uphelp by a coarse and curly hair between the fingers about 6 inches in front of the face and marveled at by the viewer, who experiences waves of anger, wonder, and bitterness while contemplating in earnest the sordid and very stupid affair of shaving the unfortunate crease in his or her own ass.

by Joatamon December 28, 2005

dingle berry

A small piece of poo clinging for dear life on the ass hair like it's the gym rope

Ahhh! where are the scissors!

by Rashiem Mohomid Abdul Jabar Smith July 7, 2003

Dingle Cherry

When dried up period blood is clumped together nicely on a females vagina.

"Alright, who used my toothbrush to clean off their dingle cherrys?"

David: "Dude did you see the Bloody Mary's vagina!?"
DJ: "Yeah she had mad dingle cherries!"

by Chief G May 14, 2008