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Dingleberry Plow

When a girl (or a guy) misses a peice of shit when wiping, wait at least an hour for it to dry then use your cock or a strap-on to pack that bastard back where it came from.
Lisa had a nasty ball of shit hanging from her asshair, so I bent her over a chair and gave her the dingleberry plow. That'll teach her to be thorough.
by BGDH January 28, 2008
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apocalyptic dingleberry

Apocalyptic dingleberry means disastrous occasion where something goes wrong and then refer to them as a collosal fuck up.
"Omg Daniel you are a complete apocalyptic dingleberry for telling that girl you are a professional at milf hunting "

"Fuck , I can't believe the celtics , they lost again , what a bunch of apocalyptic dingleberries ! "
by nuartraws July 23, 2011
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dingleberry purple

Dingleberry purple is the most delightful color known to man. Just looking at this color gives one a sense of peace. It was originally created for a ms. Humphreys wedding and quickly became color of the year.
Oh my god did you see that dingleberry purple wedding dress? That shit was hotter than Jessica Simpson!
by Asshat0709 January 20, 2018
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Dingleberry

A foreign object; turd, or burrs stuck in the hair behind an mammals butthole
I wish my cat wasn’t didn’t have a dingleberry.
by Sunny83 May 9, 2018
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DingleBerry Mist

When you accumulate front and back dingleberries from not bathing and the debris is an oily mist that is released as the garmets are removed
Damn that dude ain't showered in months and the debris after he uses the bathroom that's left on the toilet seat is a rare form of DingleBerry mist.
by Mist agent November 23, 2019
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dingleberry

A dingleberry is a piece of poop hanging from one's butt. It most commonly occurs on dogs, but it is very possible to happen to humans.
Shit. Buddy has a dingleberry again.
by BubbleButt_29 April 25, 2020
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Reversed dingleberry

An agglutination of your sexual partner's shit in your pubic hair resulting from anal sex.
-Shit, Mark, you don't smell so fresh bra.

-You tellin' me bra, I got me some reversed dingleberry from that bitch Suzy.

-Balls.
by Pillsdenis October 19, 2010
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