finkle dinking

To take home one of the opposite sex, only to find out he/she is a transvestite, and proceeding to engage in sexual intercourse with him/her.

John totally got caught finkle dinking last night! He took home what he thought was some hot chick, but it ended up being Al, and he banged him anyway.

by djmmjy August 22, 2010

dingis

n. A low-functioning nimrod.

Is Ralph eating paste again? God, that guy's such a dingis.

by jizzlebertus July 24, 2003

pre-gold digging

The act of going after a man who is not yet rich and successful but has great potential. Therefore, it will seem as if you are interested in his personality while your true interests lie in his future riches.

Ex: I ride the engineering busses around campus because I'm trying to do some pre-gold digging.

by lkroche November 23, 2009

Do the dinking

To pull one's tights up in a very public, very obvious way.
Italian Translation: Fare la dinking

Hillary: She thinks just because she has those neon pink tights she can do the dinking.
Josephine: You at least have to have nice legs to do the dinking!

by Dinkersxoxo February 28, 2009

dining at the y

a euphemism for performing oral sex, usually cunnilingus. The allusion is to both eating out and to shape of receiver's body and spread legs forming the shape of the letter Y. Sometimes abbreviated as DATY.

Of the things I like to do with a woman in bed, dining at the y is one of my favorites.

by I shouldn't know these things January 27, 2008

Digging you heavy

Interested in you a great amount.

I'm digging you heavy young lady.

by Mister J86 November 23, 2017

defensive dining

Ordering expensive items off the menu when you know the check is going to be split evenly between everyone.

Defensive dining insures that the amount you owe at the end of the meal will be the same or less than what you ordered.

Jim: John, if you are going out with the Bill and the Marketing team for dinner tonight you need to use defensive dining when ordering. The last time I went with those guys they ordered the most expensive things on the menu and I got stuck paying $10 more than what I ordered.

by mc-sj-ca May 10, 2011