Schmling Ding

When one person is out played or even mugged off in any form they have received the 'Schmling ding'.

Jerry- *slips while trying to trip someone over*
Victim- *laughs* you just got the schmling ding bitch

by Bagaack December 8, 2016

Spacalaca ding dong

A fucking stupid person

Billy:"Jimmy you are such a spacalaca ding dong"
Jimmy:"i know i know"

by Sexi_mexi18 March 7, 2017

Shmong-Ding

To completely destroy your opponents hopes and dreams on the golf course

Man he is probably crying in the showers after the Shmong-Ding he got on the course today!.

by Tigers White Brother April 19, 2017

Split Ding

To look identical to someone

“He’s the split ding of that guy from Eastenders”

by morganmonaghan January 8, 2018

thicc bitch said my ding long

when shady says your dick is long so you clap them cheeks ya heard

you guys did you know that the new girl thicc bitch said my ding long crazy right

by slussysenis December 15, 2019

vat o'sop ding

a COMPOUND definition! requiring SOME imagination! :

'vat' a reference to to the larger sizes (ie: 'drum' or 'tub' ) of soft drink sold at the fast fooderies (ie: ultra gulp, e.t.c.)
and "SOP DING" , once heard stated by an asian guy new to english at a "sam and allen" (7-11) one night when my friends and i were in there while orbiting jupiter (EXTREMELY high !!)

the guy said: "no surpee onhwe SOP DING" ! we three looked at each other blankly, going HUH??; for some time!
finally, we figured it out! OH!, SOFT DRINK! fifty years later, we STILL say "sop ding" !

it was a "mental tattoo" / unforgettable moment !

i'm going down to the sam and allen to get me a vat o'sop ding
a vat o'sop ding will make you SLOPPY FAT !!
pull over sam! , ah need me a vat o'sop ding !!
vat o'sop ding was unappreciated the urban dicks! , i didn't take it personally !

by michael foolsley September 2, 2022

sling a ding

A toy used to hold your penis connected to youre asshole

Hey jack can i use youre sling a ding

dolland

by CaRsOnDaLEGEND April 23, 2018