soiled his diaper

1. (in reference to a baby) released excrement into his diaper or nappy
2. (in reference to an adult) threw a tantrum

1. You could tell by the smile on his face that he had just soiled his diaper.
2. When he couldn't get his own way, he spat the dummy and soiled his diaper.

by yorrick hunt January 16, 2008

Diaper Drunk

This term is used to describe someone who has either planned on becomming or is so intoxicated they have to wear a diaper in fear of wetting or soiling their clothing.

Created in 2008.

Man, last night Charles was diaper drunk. He ACTUALLY pissed himself!

by Numb-Shack resident October 7, 2010

Damper than a Pamper

A much more cringey way to say "Moister than an Oyster".

Me: "Girl, you're moister than an oyster."
Girl: "Ewwww omg, I hate that word!"
Me: "Then you're damper than a pamper."
Girl: "I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!"

by Bigge3 July 30, 2017

Dick Diaper

The cloth/tissue/paper towel that is used to wrap your dick immediately after you've finished masturbating to catch the last few drops that leak out.

I put my dick diaper on right after wanking it, then leave it on for 30 minutes; it makes a big difference in the cleanliness of my underwear.

by funkngonuts January 14, 2019

muzzle diaper

Where political ideology meets the reality of infectious disease; the social dynamics of personal protection against infectious disease have become so polarized and emotionally charged that anyone choosing to wear a face-mask during an official pandemic is automatically demonized.

You can take off yer muzzle diaper now now that the Governor says it's safe to go back to the beach.

by YAWA June 14, 2020

diaper stacker

A soft plastic or cloth bag shaped nursery item equipped with a clothes hanger, used for storing babies diapers in. Diaper stackers are most often gingham in design and colour.

Two large diaper stackers were hung up inside the closet of the baby's room.

In our house I used two diaper stackers, one for cloth diapers, and the other for rubber pants.

The mother I used to babysit for kept all of her children's cloth diapers neatly folded, and in a yellow vinyl diaper stacker.

by Lorraine Jorgenson. December 12, 2006

diaperfur

A group of furry who pride themselves in wearing diapers. Unlike cubfurs and babyfurs this group views their fursonas diapered, but not at a young, child age. Some diaperfurs find a sexual attraction toward diapers, but there are many others that find comfort and security while wearing diapers.

That guy's fursona is wearing a diaper, but its not a kid, he must be a diaperfur.

by Broken-Steel-Rocks August 1, 2009