DILF

Abbreviation for “Dude I Love Forests”
When someone says “DILF”, it means that this person feels really close to nature and wants to share their interest with you.

“OMG, have you seen this man walking down the street ?
-wow he’s such a DILF!
-mannn I love DILF people”

by carte.de.guidage May 11, 2023

DILF

Should mean dad I'd like to fu-(...sorry can't say that word on this good christian website) but in hentai it refers to fat ugly old bastards most of time.

Manga fan: this hentai looks nice *looks at the tags* ew it has a dilf tag, I fucking hate ugly bastards. Miss me with that shit.

by Romani Archaman August 20, 2018

dilf

Johnny Depp.

nuff sed.

by Anonymous February 6, 2004

DILF

Daughter I'd like to fuck.

Here in Cartagena, Columbia, we have seen MANY daughters (DILF) we want to fuck all night long. And Mom (MILFs) can join in too!

by ZeusKnows August 7, 2007

DILF

Dad I would like to (sleep with)
simple as this.
Hot daddy=yum

See that tall handsome tan guy with the stroller! He is a total DILF!

by Lady-Confusa April 14, 2009

DILF

Dog I'd Like to Fuck

Can be any breed (Shepherd, Terrier, Husky, etc.)

Person #1: That Chihuahua is a DILF.
Person #2: You sick bastard.

by {W@R} April 16, 2006

DILF

Acronym for Dog I'd Like to Fuck

There was a dog in the park what I wanted to fuck so bad. It was a real DILF.

by Edee October 30, 2006