dick dogged

When u get fucked over especially by athorities

Bro i got pulled over doing 100 in 30 and the cop totally dick dogged me.

by Findarr January 10, 2017

dick in a dogs ass

"Putting a dick in a dog's ass" or "Putting a dick in a dogs ass all day long " is the time honored art of achieving absolutely nothing at all.

Little Jimmy spent his entire summer putting a dick in a dogs ass.

by Chris Crown January 6, 2015

Dogfish Dick

the male sexual disorder often characterized by the inability to ejaculate due to the excessive consumption of Dogfish Head beer, thereby exhausting your wife, girlfriend, mistress, life partner such that she has to tap out and finish you off in the morning.

After an evening at the Turtle with the "Wild Hogs", Mr. Marino returned home to seduce his wife by massaging her back only for her to later discover that he had Dogfish Dick.

by Sister Wives January 17, 2013

Sucks Dead Dogs Dicks

The person is very gross or perverted.

The guy is so sick he sucks dead dogs dicks.

by QuokkaAU August 19, 2007

doggie dick

Pink lipstick. It resembles a dog's weiner.

"Can I borrow your doggie dick?"

by pedro romero June 20, 2005

doggle-dick

A boy or girl that looks like, or emits the odor of an erect, fire engine red, Doberman Pinscher penis

"Mom, why are you acting like a doggle-dick?"

by Catman Doobie December 23, 2009

doghouse dick

When a guy is in the proverbial "doghouse" with his woman and knows his chances of getting sex is low, which makes him want sex more since he can't have it. Constant hard-ons are the result.

My girlfriend is pissed at me and now I am walking around with doghouse dick all day.

by Jessykaw March 25, 2017