Dickswiller

A man or woman who gives oral sex at a exponential rate that it seems as if they are drinking penis.

The writers for Bon Appetit are dickswillers for using frozen pizza dough for a berry tart.

Nova is a sad stripper and a horrible dickswiller.

by MissGourmet January 30, 2010

Dickswidth

Dickswidth; a term used when describing the distance between one object and another, or the length of any particular item typically around 6 inches*

* Average penis size determined from a study conducted by LifeStyles Condoms, who found an average of 14.9 cm (5.9 in) with a standard deviation of 2.1 cm (0.8 in)

Lukus: Pass the grinder!
Haylock: I cant reach man
Lukus: It's only about a dickswidth away!

Tassell: How big was the stinging nettle?
Willils: About a dickswidth!
Tassell: And he still ate it!? N'awww
Willis: *spear tackle into river

by CllrBlets November 9, 2012

Dickship

When you ship people solely because of dick size.

Oh my god, Becky that's like totally a dickship, I sooooooo dickship it.

by thetruebitches July 9, 2016

Dicksicel

The act of putting your dick in a bag of crushed ice then proceeding to shove it down a girls throat

Man I gave that bitch a dicksicel last night

by Nagol July 8, 2018

Dicksperimenting

Used to describe the first time a man decides to play around with another man's genitals, usually at a time in one's life where they are finding their way sexually.

Guys, I am not gay. I was just dicksperimenting.

by Pucas Leters March 21, 2024

DICKSIPLINE

WHEN SHE ACTS UP OR HAS A BAD ATTITUDE YOU HAVE TO DICKSIPLINE HER INTO A BETTER MOOD

AUDRA JANE WAS BEING A BITCH SO I HAD TO DICKSIPLINE HER....

by BIGJMOSHPITS May 7, 2024

dicksie backsies

rubbing erections on the backside of the bum.

My girlfriend says no dicksie backsies when we cuddle.

by Lildylan June 16, 2024