Dicksparity

When you get dick but not on a regular basis.

“ of course I’m in a bad mood, Karen ! I’m suffering from dicksparity”

by Napp23 March 10, 2021

Dicksack

When you shove your penis into your balls.

Toby: Bro come see my dicksack
Andy: Ain't no way mu fuka

by ballsack puncher 334 May 23, 2022

dicksmackdouche

An expletive used to express extreme disgust.

Can be used interchangeably with goddamnmotherfucker

adj: I have a dicksmackdouche of a headache again
noun: He's a fuckin dicksmackdouch

by Pinguy2009 August 5, 2009

Dicksmack

n: A common name usually substituted for buddy or bud or pal.
adj: Used to describe someone running their mouth and no one really cares what they have to say.

n: "Hey dicksmack! How was the workout?"
adj: "Stop being such a dicksmack Ben, I dont want to hear about the girlfriend."

by Matt Pusheck November 30, 2006

dickshake

dickshake - the act of a female repeatedly shaking ones dick until a cum extravaganza occurs, resulting in a delicous, nutritious snack for the female. A dickshake can be drank from a cup, mug, or straight into ones mouth. If a dickshake is chunky, one may need to get tested for scrumpious diseases.

This dickshake is not only fufilling but appears to come with chunks of chocolate!

by Stephenz A August 24, 2008

Dickshake

The act of putting your dick into a blender with some milk and ice cream and then drinking it.

Dude, I kidnapped an orphan and made a chocolate dickshake with him last night, it was delicious.

by Warpig 88 April 18, 2010

Dicksand

A powdered form of dried-up sperm which is cut and snorted up the nose similar to doing cocaine. Usually distributed under false label, i.e. cocaine.

"Did you try a rail of Dan's dicksand? He cut up at least two lines." powder cocaine drugs sperm ejaculation cum snort rail dried up nose narcotics dicksand dick sand

by blondie533 January 11, 2015